The Nutty Professor

A prank, pulled on your spectacle-wearing friend, after he passes out. Once asleep, take aforementioned eye glasses, and place directly above your cock and balls. This will give the appearance of a sort of face; with the glasses serving as eyes, your dick being a nose, and your balls serving as jowels. Take a picture of The Nutty Professor, and send a copy to your friend, and whoever else you deem worthy. Make sure to tell all recipients of the sent photograph, who the spectacles belong to.

Look!! Chad's passed out! Quick, give me his glasses so I can do The Nutty Professor!!

by Undefeated Loser June 1, 2017

sister natty

An absolute snitch

Oh is that your sister natty
she is an absolute snitch

by Snitch finder March 30, 2020

Blue nutty buddy

when two guys have reached the "blue balls" stage, they stand facing each other with their penises stacked on top of each other while jerking themselves and their buddy to completion.

James & Tim shared a blue nutty buddy.

by KatieKins20 October 1, 2020

Idn-needn-neetyet

Putting together the words, "I didn't even eat yet"

"What time did you eat dinner?"
-"pshhht. Idn-needn-neetyet, man. I'm starvin'"

"My stomach is touching my back cuz idn-needn-neetyet."

"Jeetyet?"
-"No, idn-needn-neetyet."

by colorblind1982 July 24, 2009

Natty

AKA Natural Ice, featuring a high 5.9% alcohol content, beer of choice for a true Champ

A) Dude, you're drinkin natty?
B) Fuck yeah, none of that Busch Light Shit

by Claydolf Hitler January 22, 2004

nutty

any situation in which you can't control yourself, and just have a total spaz.

-mostly caused by annoying people.

If she doesn't stop, I' m gonna have a nutty

by PHATAKAAAA December 6, 2006

Nettop

Take the word netbook (which basicly is a really small laptop computer) and combine with the word desktop.

A small desktop computer, in other words. Not meant for portable use, but still small enough to put in your backpack and bring to a friends house for the weekend.

- Check out my new computer!
- But it's so small!
- Yeah it's a nettop. I don't need those big bulky ones.

by PowerTorsk March 6, 2009