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newton

place i live. also known as jewton, it is steriotypically populated by cheap jews. the mayor is corrupt and he's been in office for 4 terms. it's way too liberal. but my backyard is cool so i'm not moving.
new-ton
new sounds like jew
add ton to jew and it rhymes with newton
by boston hates kerry September 16, 2008
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Newton's Cradle

Newton's Cradle refers to a girls crotch when she has skinny thighs so they do not touch each other when she is standing up.

This phenomenon enables you to tag her from behind, allowing your balls to swing freely between her legs without touching them, tapping the front of her, like the famed executive ball clicker --- the Newton's Cradle.
This phenomenon enable you to tag her from behind, allowing your balls to swing freely between her legs without touching them, tapping the front of her, like the famed executive ball clicker --- the Newton's Cradle.

She was in really good shape, a total Newton's Cradle.
by DTLWordsmith July 2, 2009
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Newton South

Newton South is a far superior school than Newton North
1. Shit is gay at North
2. People shit in urinals together here
3. Great education wise
(Xaverian = gay)
Shiit, you go to Newton South?
Yeah, I'm not gay (walk away)
by pepegang April 12, 2019
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Newton

An awesome guy with a great personality, down to earth and always there for you. The "black sheep" of the group. Smart. Loves to work out, plan hikes, and loves Jesus.
"I need help!"

"Call Newton hes always there for you!"
by audaciousmile February 3, 2010
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newtsexual

Someone in love with Newt Scamander and have a sexual tension with him
I am sexually attracted to Newt Scamander, newtsexual is some who loves him and has felling for him.
by Newtscamanderwife December 29, 2020
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Newton

by grumph665 June 29, 2011
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Newton Massachusetts

A rich snobby city located 15 minutes from boston. The majority of people are white and the ones that aren't should be considered white. An average day in the life of a "newtonite" is spent by using their daddy's credit cards and doing drugs. Everyone in newton owns more than one house and about 5 cars. The daily uniform is northface and uggs, no matter the weather for girls. The dress code for guys is a preppy polo (a known label, polo, lacoste) and khaki's. All the kids cosider themselves gods gift to the world which their mothers reinforce that idea. There's no such thing as a bad grade, because their mommy's and daddies get them out of it.
Girl: Can i have the history homework?

Guy: Ohh, no i didn't do it, there's no reason to. My mom's having an affair with the teacher so i get A's anyways.

Girl: Really? Because i thought my dad was!
by Cameron Jayne April 29, 2005
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