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musically

possibly the worst app in the history of the world. basically autistic teenagers doing hand gestures and lip syncs to qualify as "celebrities"
11 year old girl: Yo did you see Jacob Sartorius's new musically?! it was littt!
Me: kill yourself retard, musically is for a bunch of faggots.
by Rattyboy_ December 18, 2017
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Musical D-Bag

1. One who "hates" mainstream music, but continues to state how less popular genres such as classic rock are so much better. They say this, but dont have a clue when you mention bands such as AC/DC and Nirvana. While doing this, that person takes bias opinions of other artsy-fartsy hippies who abolish modern music.
Ex 1 Jane- I love the Beatles!
Tom- Oh Really? Name the people in the band.
Jane- ummmmmmm...
Tom- You're such a musical d-bag

Ex 2
Maurice- Wiz Khalifa was SUCH a good artist...that is, until he hit mainstream.
Howard- You're such a musical d-bag
by heeerrroooo January 18, 2011
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musical orgasm

The point in a song where the tune or beat rapidly switches from mellow to super intense. Or a song which builds up slowy to one huge instrumental explosion. Usually musical orgasms consist of an intense drum beat or guitar riff. A few examples are 'Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees' at 2:36, or 'Coldplay - Fix You (album Version)' at 3:02.
This song as an flawless musical orgasm about three minutes into it.
by singinyoursleep March 6, 2007
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background musician

a background musician is a person who, without considering others, drums on every available surface constantly and poorly with his or her hands, or an inanimate object like chopsticks or pencils.
"No one asked that guy to drum on the counter with his thumbs, he's just a background musician."
by aubrey39 November 14, 2006
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musical.ly

A social media app where you move the camera around you while singing songs.
DId you see that girl on musical.ly?
Yea I heard she is the number one
by Words no one did yet April 17, 2016
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Musical Penis

A sex game involving one man and several women. The object of the game is similar to musical chairs with the exception of the man's penis is substituted for the chair. There are a few variations in gameplay, such as the man lays on his back or is standing. Like musical chairs, while the music is playing, all the girls circle the man, and when the music stops, the girl who gets the man's penis in her vagina first wins the round. The reward for winning varies, but can include having sex with the girl first, and then waiting until the man is ready again. Play continues until there is one girl left. She is the loser, and typically must submit to having anal sex as a "punishment."

Sometimes, the game could be played as a sex matchup game instead, with an equal amount of guys and girls, and only one round.
Man:*in a room with a bunch of naked girls* Who wants to play musical penis?

Girls: Yay!!!

*they start playing*

Girl: Yes! I win! Haha! We'll be back in a little while!

*game continues until there is one girl left*

Girl: Aww dammit...I lose.....oh well! *bends over*
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penis musician

The act of giving oral sex to a male!
"you'r such a penis musician", your so gay you penis musician.
by canogreatstuff September 17, 2006
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