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Apple Music

The rich, preppy girl's Spotify. It's considered innovative because it was made by Apple and copied from dozens of music streaming programs before it.
Wow! Apple Music is amazing! Why didn't anyone think of this before?!

Dude, everyone thought of this before.
by Underknot February 27, 2016
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Good Music

"Hey, want to listen to some good music?"
"Does it suck?"
"No."
"Oh, yeah, what was I thinking? Good music doesn't suck."
by awesomekidman January 1, 2009
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modern music

Shit, crap, feces, defication, shat,
"Hey Mtv just got a lot more Shit on the countdown"
"hey dude can I use your bathroom, Ive got some serious modern music buildup"
by Ben Spencer July 11, 2006
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high school musical

A Disney movie that Disney is milking for all its worth and is continuing to do so. No one quite knows why High School Musical is so popular. Even the actors admit its a crappy movie. Its probably because 11-14 year old girls think the guys in the movie are hot (No offense Corbin. I love you.) and that in real life everything works out perfectly like in the movie. Real people, however, realize that the plot is cheap, the characters are underdeveloped, and most of the actors aren't great. I for one think there were better quality Disney movies that should have made it big. The songs are pretty catchy though.
1. "High school Musical is the worst movie I've ever seen...but for some reason I can't change the channel."

2. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE High School Musical. Zac Efron and Corbin blu are sooooo hot.

3. Person 1 -I can't wait till prom. Probably my girlfriend and my ex best friend, who she left me for, will admit they were actually just planning a surprise party for me and then we'll all break out in song and dance.
Person 2 -Dude that's NOT going to happen...
Person 1 - IT WOULD IN HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!!!

4. Vanessa Ann Hudgens couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.
by InNoVatIVEsIREn September 9, 2006
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musically challenged

a person who likes music but can't play an instrument or sing
Person 1: Oh so you like music? Do you play?
Person 2: Yeah I like music but I'm musically challenged
by Michiamo July 8, 2012
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music worm

It is responsible for when a song gets stuck in your head and won't go away.

There is no known cure for music worms, but some treatments are:
Trying to replace one music worm with that of another song,
Trying to pass on your worm to another person ("host"),
Isolation from all music, TV and other forms of media (including elevators and muzak blaring grocery stores).
Oh, Mamma don't make me another meatloaf,
forget the Mac N' Cheese,
I want some fun on a bun,
I want a Manwich please!
(Repeated for 24 hours)

Damn music worm!!!! Get this out of my head!
by Aaron Madfes August 25, 2006
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Modern Music

From what it means and symbolises in our culture today, 'modern' music is nothing more than commercialised crap worshipped by those that cant comprehend the effort put into REAL music. Modern music is often the work of fat greedy managers churning out the sassy stylised crap in the hopes of increasing their bank balance. On the other hand, you could see it as a global conspiracy wherein the government is acting through the music industry to prevent bands who could deliver important social messages and revolutionary ideas from ever being successful and putting the control of the masses via the government in jeopardy. Your choice. Modern music described in the form above usually appeared after late 2006, and the only bands that dont fall into this category include bands who either started off before the 21st century and have remained successful to this day, or a few notable exceptions such as MGMT, Beach House, and a few other decent bands I have yet to discover. Unfortunately, the current music scene will continue to churn out this garbage and drown out decent bands who could bring forth a new musical revolution etcetera... so unfortunately for now, its here to stay :'(
Dont you just wish music today was made by bombed out rock stars high on drugs with tons of groupies instead of shitty corporate whores and managers who are only in it for the financial gain... pity the underdog, for modern music represents the latter :/
by Firelovesugar August 10, 2010
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