Masked Muscle

Spitting in someone's eye's and temporarily blinding them.

"AHHH I CANT SEE!!!!" "That guy is a Masked Muscle for doing that"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

Swaggy Muscle Doggies

the ven diagram of the jdiggities and swaggy muscle doggies is a circle.

we the swaggy muscle doggies are special recruits of jdiggity

by ItsJDog May 9, 2022

Coleslaw muncher

Really white person

Guy 1: shut the fuck up coleslaw muncher

by Joeballs2.0 December 15, 2022

Baby pipe muncher

A baby pipe muncher starts off as a missing pet. A full grown pipe muncher will steal a pet to be raised as a baby pipe muncher. The baby pipe muncher will be put into a new home when full grown. They shadow the adult pipe muncher until they are old enough to get their own houses walls and munch on pipes. As young pipe munchers they lick the pipes clean for the adult pipe munchers.

1. Omg look it's a baby pipe muncher.
2. Look at the baby pipe muncher licking the pipes.
3. Wow what a lovely baby pipe muncher.

by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020

Big Scary Muscle People

big scary muscle people are huge and terrifying idiots who do nothing but stay at home and drink minster while crying and i love them all <3. theyre the fucking best and theyre very kind and hate tory pisskinks. also furries exist too but lets not talk about that

Toby:*dies*
opal: iasBDNFXOQRIUFQLbdvbpfnapnpuGGGwuwfh xnhqhfqeryfgsa
rowan:same
lily: Big Scary Muscle People

by im rowan what the fuck is up February 5, 2021

glamour muscles

The muscles worked out for showing off to the ladies. Chest and arms.

"Yo Chinagirl, you want to go to lunch at 2?" "No, I've gotta work my glamour muscles."

by oriental peach cobbler November 20, 2009

SPUNK MUNCHER

person (male) that is a suspected pink oboe player

elton john is a spunk muncher

by phat phuck June 27, 2003