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moobing

when you put your hand in CC's clevage and you can feel his tender breasts either side of your hand
:)moobing :P
by craigcameronandhismoobs January 9, 2009
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monoblogue

A blog, typically made by someone socially disconnected and/or with nothing important to say.
A monoblogue occurs when nobody comments or views said blog.
Consequently, the result is that the blog takes becomes the internet form of a monologue - the creator is talking to themself as nobody else really cares.
A high proportion of blogs are monoblogues. The creators just don't notice, and keep writing about their experiences.
by sarahh(= February 25, 2008
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moob king

A moob king is frequently used to describe a lady-man who has curly, blonde locks of hair. They also posses long fingernails and very dry skin. sometimes their body hair is combustable. Moob Kings are very creaive, like Michael Angelo. An average Mood King will bathe and use the computer at the same time. Their vehicle is used to deliver foods for women on their menstral cycle or others who have an extreme urge for food, such as people addicted to drugs, ex: marijuana. They are known to revolt againt thoses who are fond of vegetables and castrate all who oppose him.
>heyy look at that fine young gent' sittin all alone at that table..

>darn tootin', maybe we should keep em company.

>oh my holy guacamole, the moob king beein accompanied by rodents of all kinds!

>well um i suppose he be alright then, that poor 40 year old virgin...
by MOOB KING September 20, 2009
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Moob Jam

where a fat person does not clean under their moobs and gets all gunk their, like what happens with your toes when you get toe jam.
eww, gross! dude, you have moob jam! do you not clean under your moobs at all?!?!
by Tom Rowen May 12, 2010
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moob

fat on a mans pectoralis major resembling a female breast.
ewww... that guys so fat hes got moobs!!!!
by alycat997 November 8, 2010
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Moobs

n: Abreviation for "man boobs".

Man boobs are pockets of fat that have collected around the pectoral muscles. Most men with moobs are in diar need of bras and need to hit the gym.

***WARNING: For your own personal safety, don't criticize men with moobs. They will either cry or insist that "you like it".
SITUATION #1 (live on American Idol):

Ryan Seacrest: Simon Cowell is the only man in America who needs to wear a bra! LOLOLOL moobs!

Simon Cowell: ...You son of a bitch... *sniff*

SITUATION #2:

Michael: Wanna feel my pecks, babe?

Macy: Ew! Those are moobs! You said you've been working out!

Michael: .... Aww shut up, you know you like it...
by xXLROXXx September 13, 2011
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Mooba

The name for a sexual partner who is significant, but not at girlfriend status yet.
Meet my Mooba, Pauline
by dinks141 October 27, 2010
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