The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.
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Get the El Monte mug.Like "man boobs" or "moobs" only fuller and rounder. An unsettling site common in the 50 and over crowd and the video gaming community. can often be seen in communal showers and health club saunas
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2. also see "aura"
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Like an insect mimicing a twig, the CEO montefarted his employee in a nugatory attempt to impress the customer.
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That old broad there is Sinndee. She's got leathery skin, reeks of bud light, listens to Whitesnake, and wears tapered leg stonewashed jeans. Cripes, she even drives a Monte Carlo too!
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