The Fish Monger

Me and my pal got the fish stripped of any bones and proceeded to rub it up and down our bodies til we were soaking wet with blood and fish oils. Then with a straw we sucked it off each other's bodies. It's over when the first one is sick.

Wow me and my dad just played "The Fish Monger" it was a great bonding experience.

by Steve Jobs 21230 May 27, 2017

monger dance

The motion that is deliberately made by a man's erect penis "jumping" around during a massage.

One massage therapist to another: " I just finished that man's massage, and he was doing the monger dance the whole time he was face up."

by Massagemaven July 4, 2016

flaunt monger

A person undesirably or shamelessly flaunting themselves.

Naomi Coates is such a massive flaunt monger, bragging on LinkedIn about how great she is. 'oh shut up Coates you massive flaunt monger'!

by Eleets1066 May 19, 2016

Filt monger

Lower class. A person who usually mongers filt, badly dressed. Some dirt underneath finger nails is a common side effect.

Who!Tommy. That Filt monger, cant beli eve he's still knocking around.

by Nomadurban February 8, 2017

Clout Monger

when you do anything and everything in your power to cook up some relevance

Person one 1: did you hear that new track by blaa blaa blaa

Person 2 : yeah you could tell by the lyrics he was just clout mongering on whatevers hot at the moment. Probably cause he couldn't come up with anything original. Classic move when you fear falling off

Person 1: haha guess you'd call that a failed attempt at stiring up waters to catch fish

by usmaine October 20, 2019

Sand Mongerer

Someone who buys, sells, and enjoys putting sand on other people.

You stupid sand mongerer, now I have to go get all of this sand off of me.

by Mega Obese July 31, 2021

Cock monger

A retarded or spastic prostitute who loves cock.

That fucking spastic whore is a real cock mongers

by DiddyD1 August 7, 2021