marijuana addiction

ACTUALLY "portugee", a real dumbass is somebody who doesn't believe in something simply because they don't like the idea of it, i.e. you and the frightening idea that marijuana is in fact addictive. Yes, there is a difference between crack and cannabis, only a moron would think otherwise, but that doesn't mean marijuana is harmless. You don't have to "suck someone's dick" to be addicted to something. I have firsthand experience dealing with people who have become addicted to marijuana. Do some actual research before you start calling people dumbasses.

We wouldn't have Marijuana Anonymous if marijuana addiction was not an actuality. All the denial in the world will not change this.

by Lament For The Last Days October 18, 2008

start to smoke marijuana

a subliminal message in a song by Queen.

when you play the song "Another One Bites the Dust" and hit the chorus on reverse, that is the message being expressed to us.

another one bites the dust, another one bites the dust... *goes into reverse* ... start to smoke marijuana, start to smoke marijuana!

by KRHimself May 31, 2005

marijuana minutes

The amount for time that passes when you're high that feels like it has only been a minute. Usually 2 real hours are about 5 marijuana minutes.

Stoner 1: Fuck dude. How long have we just been sitting here?

Stoner 2: I don't know man. It feels like 10 minutes but it's been like 3 hours. We must be running on marijuana minutes.

by Ryan Coconut October 26, 2009

marijuanate

Meri wa nate

1. To not only get high off of smoking weed, but to be completely engulfed by it's smoke for an extended period of time.
2. To hotbox.

1. Before going in to the theater, I'm going to marijuanate in my car.

2. Chicken gets marinaded, you might get marijuanated.

by Sparko March 28, 2008

Marijuana Trigger Bowl

A Marijuana Trigger Bowl, commonly referred as MTB, is the catalyst used to bring about a stronger and quicker high after using narcotics such as ecstacy.

Sasha- Sadie? Are you trippin' yet?

Sadie- No!

Sasha- Fuck! We forgot the MTB (Marijuana Trigger Bowl)!

Sadie- Well that explains the delay. Load Optimus (Bong).

by TheTrypleThreat September 6, 2010

Marijuana

A remarkably non-toxic substance used to explore an alternate consciousness. in other words, it's not so much about "getting high" as it is about seeing the importance in the normally mundane, and being able to make connections and notice more than you ever thought possible. Picture your mind as a half opened eye, marijuana opens that eye fully, if only for a limited time. No it will not kill you, and no it is not a gateway drug. let's apply the gateway drug to something else, shall we? would you say that masturbation leads to the act of rape? would you say that riding a tricycle when you are young leads to joining a motorcycle gang? it seems absurd when the gateway drug "logic" is applied to other situations.

Responsible user number 1: care for some marijuana
Responsible user number 2: Oh no thanks, I have work to do today, but some other time definitely.

OR

Responsible user number 1: care for some marijuana?
Responsible user number 2: Well, I have nothing that needs to be taken care of today, lets toke up.

by straightfire December 29, 2011

marijuana

NOT A DRUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dad- have you been doin drugs
you- WTF DAD MARIJUANA IS A FUCKING PLANT

by NAILUJ April 2, 2009