Mitch Parry

See definition for "mitch"

"Mate, you're being a proper Mitch Parry today, give your balls a tug and walk it off"

by Deaf Chris November 22, 2021

mitch's mason

The act of filing a mason jar of semen

I finally complete the Mitch's mason challenge

by Itsyourboi March 7, 2015

Mitch

Mitch, a kind guy who can be really annoying. He’ll pay attention to anything you say and try to remember, even if it’s really stupid. He’s good at keeping a conversation going but once again- he’s annoying. He’s really loud and talks too much, he also probably can’t keep a girlfriend if he gets one somehow. He’s handsome to some but ugly to others, even though he’s a gymaholic. Try to be nice to a Mitch if you meet one because if you break his heart he will keep it to himself, and break himself down. You always want to know a Mitch.

Girl one: “Hey there’s Mitch! Isn’t he cute?”
Girl two: “Ewww no he’s ugly- personality wise too!”

by Mitchpleaseaskmeout March 30, 2022

mitch

A man- bitch a code word for calling a man a pussy basically

Hey did you see that nigga jason he's a straight up mitch

by xXDeGrEeZz March 3, 2016

Mitch McConnell

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.

Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.

by Richard the curious July 28, 2023

Cock Block By Da Big Mitch

A swift and brutal blow to ones relationship on the bus driven by only anger found deep deep down in ones inner demons. One is taken from there lover and repurposed never to hold or kiss again. This can sometimes cause a man to take action into their own hands but only to be further punished by the Big Mitch.

Did you really get a cock block by da big Mitch

by Scuba Steve eats children March 6, 2019

Mitch

Mitch is the sexist, kind hearted, funny, hottest man you will ever see. He always knows how to make you feel wanted and appreciated by him. He knows EXACTLY what he’s doing in the bedroom and will always leave you feeling satisfied and wanting more. He will even get you a towel…if u know what i mean ;) you really can’t go wrong getting yourself a Mitch for the long haul.

Wow!! Mitch you are so sexy, I’m taking you home tonight.

by Babyygurr January 29, 2022