misterectomy

Getting someone else to break up with your man for you

"Hey Todd, can you tell Brandon that I no longer want to see him?"

"So, you want to perform a misterectomy?"

"With as little pain as possible, thank you."

by bensgirly August 22, 2011

mistborn

a book raed by wpic germers

person: mistborn
person 3: lol

by sihosgjhsu March 2, 2021

ur sister a mister

An insult more powerful than "ur dad lesbian" but not as powerful as "ur granny tranny"

"ur dad lesbian" Jerry said to Leo
"ur sister a mister!" Leo responded
*Jerry dies*

by Grendman May 14, 2018

mister twister

If you are a guy, something much worse than a tornado.

That little twinkleberry gave his best friend a mister twister.

by Guido1 March 11, 2008

Mister Softee

Cunnilingus after ejaculating into a vagina.
Eating a cream pie pussy.

$5 for a Mister Softee.

by Jbucklam February 27, 2017

MisterSupra

A typical nickname for someone who can't get a job.

Do you guys know about that one dude? He's such a MisterSupra.
Yeah! I heard he bypasses on minecraft servers, what a fucking loser!

by KPDlover123 November 9, 2020

sister mister

A white man who exclusively dates and is attracted to black women. He usually dresses and acts black or uneducated. The male version of a queen of spades or bro hoe.

Chad won't date Jessica because he's trying to get with Sharifa, he's such a sister mister.

by the last sane man on earth July 26, 2014