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bulletproof mind

You can't control what is said about you or what you hear or see but you can contol whether or not to let it affect you
Friend 1: John just called me a slut
Friend 2: don't let it phase you have a bulletproof mind
by Quan boi September 10, 2016
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Mind-Whiff

To completely miss a joke (often reffering to something said prior to the said whiffage)
Wow, She totally mind-whiffed that one.
by JuKiDubstep November 23, 2011
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Mind bum

A person with significant limitations in his mental abilities that is not aware of this fact himself and feels very satisfied with his/her life, often even acts as if he/she was superior to other people. Corporate setting is a natural habitat of mind bums. Outer appearance of a mind bum is similar to the you and me, you can only spot a true mind bum after working with him for a while. WARNING! Mind bums carry serious retardation that can be contagious and have ability to drag you down with them if you don't take precautions. The most effective ones are: ignoring the mind bum completely and .. well that's about it, any exposure to a mind bum can be deadly to you intellect.
Man, I feel so exhausted after this 2 hour meeting with these mind bums, I feel like my IQ has dropped 5 points at least.

Dave's dead, he committed suicide after these mind bums kept bombarding him with A4 page long e-mails asking the same question for half a year. I guess he never learned to ignore them.
by DepressiveDave July 13, 2012
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mind numbling

When you are doing a task so repetitive and menial, that it feels like a small rabbit is nibbling on your brain.
clicking send message over and over again is so mind numbling
by CloudMaster August 15, 2014
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Shallow-Mind

A shallow mind is someone who doesn't seek world-ending thoughts. Ideas of a category that would change every previous thought including the category itself as well as the previous ideas within the category.
That Shallow-Mind doesn't believe in game changers. There's layers upon layers of complexity each mind must come to on it's own. What's the point explaining it to a 2 year old if it's a 40 year old with the problem?

That person doesn't believe in world-ending thoughts, they don't realize the words I write might be like scripture to the right eyes. Ahh, but who's to believe in God? Well, each is to choose what is to god as unto themselves, thus, to the writer, he chose you as an audience.

That shallow-mind has never thought about how logic were his god and language his toolbox, and letting someone have their own version of what what you say means means what I say means many things to many people. And that's a blessing and a curse, but mostly someone else's problem.
by WorldEndingThoughts August 21, 2018
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Clean minded

A very rare condition treatable by exposure to the internet. It is mostly in people with a sheltered life that dont go to middle school.
Wow Cecil is clean minded. He just asked what BDSM is. How is he in high school.
by Thatcrazylesbianchick August 7, 2018
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mind herpes

A terrible mental image that you cannot get out of your head.
That short fat bitch with a mustache so ugly, picturing her naked is like mind herpes.
by dust buster December 24, 2013
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