Clean minded

A very rare condition treatable by exposure to the internet. It is mostly in people with a sheltered life that dont go to middle school.

Wow Cecil is clean minded. He just asked what BDSM is. How is he in high school.

by Thatcrazylesbianchick August 7, 2018

Mind Puke

Complete nonsense flowing out of the mind without precursor thought, either in written form or speech. Usually has no meaning whatsoever.

coined by Devin Stevens on 08/20/2008

"... and then we can challenge the inter-galactic Globe Trotters for the lifetime supply of raspberry cream-filled pudding!"

"Feel better? Couldn't help but notice that was some serious Mind Puke..."

by Devin Stevens - |[Sacred]| October 16, 2008

bulletproof mind

You can't control what is said about you or what you hear or see but you can contol whether or not to let it affect you

Friend 1: John just called me a slut
Friend 2: don't let it phase you have a bulletproof mind

by Quan boi September 10, 2016

Mind-Whiff

To completely miss a joke (often reffering to something said prior to the said whiffage)

Wow, She totally mind-whiffed that one.

by JuKiDubstep November 23, 2011

dirty minded

probably the things you are searching other than this

guy 1: that dude is on urban dictoinary
guy 2:EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! SO dirty minded

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by i perrrrrrrrrrrson December 19, 2021

Mind High

That feeling of being so high you only exist in your mind and lose connection with your physical form.

Like I’m not regular high man I’m full on mind high

by Raven Xyvren January 25, 2022

your mind

empty

Girlfriend: Hmm, I wonder what he is thinking about
Your mind: *no thoughts, head empty, only nintendo music*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022