Micro-Moment

The small moment in time when everything is good

I was getting mad than i remebered micro-moments relax microments

by C_-_1LL July 8, 2017

Microcomputer

A small computer that contains a microprocessor as it's central processor.

Microcomputer: Modern desktop computers, video game consoles, laptops, tablet PCs, and many types of handheld devices, including mobile phones, pocket calculators, and industrial embedded systems.

by BallsDroppingInMyThroat November 11, 2017

Micro-processing

the process of only processing a portion of what a person is saying.

"Say again, I was micro-processing."
"You'll have to speak slowly around her, she's a micro-processor."
"His A.D.D. self will micro-process everything said by a chick with size c tits or larger."

by Bo Webber the ORIGINAL WebHead January 29, 2018

microbuzz

The relaxed and light headed state of mind one gets from consuming 2-4 microbrews in rapid succession after a stressful day. One could probably drive (but probably shouldn’t) during this period.

My boss Eric was a knob today during the teleconference so I caught a slight microbuzz after work to forget about it.

by Pewy McDoubletap August 20, 2018

Micro-Ghetto

Micro-Ghetto aka Pocket-Ghetto: When in a relatively nice neighborhood, there is a block, apartment complex where junkies, losers and dummies dwell. There are no gunfights in a micro-Ghetto, guns cost money. Instead the inhabitants of a Micro-Ghetto use cats to spray one another, every now and then a dog deuce will be tossed. Also. most of the drug dealers that live in a micro-ghetto live with there Mamma.

Hey, nice park, oh pretty trees, look their an elderly couple sharing a Froyo. Oh Crapola! We took a right into the micro-ghetto. Quick, turn around before we drive by the dozen chain smokers sitting on curb.

by Riffled Folios October 16, 2018

Micro Dick

A penis that is so small that you can't even see it with a microscope

Becky did you hear little Timmy next door has a Micro Dick

by Xx.Pussy_Cat.xX November 15, 2018

Micro passive aggression

The act of intentionally entrapping someone into committing what an overly sensitive person would consider a micro aggression.

That moustachioed woman, dressed in a suit, and wearing a bowler, got upset when i called her “sir.” That’s a micro passive aggression.

by ExtremeParent January 16, 2019