Melisa

Melisa is a name for a woman who is very pretty a little chubby cute and has a nice personality very extroverted and has many friends people can either love her or hate her no in between

Melisa is very fat

by HEEMA February 20, 2022

The Melissa virus

1999 crashed a load of pc's using a strategic placed program in the main software of you pc modifacations and screen aps.

The Melissa virus is the cause of many thousands to hundreds of thousands of damage to peoples computers.

The Melissa virus was produced via web design and exploded in 1999.

by 11's00'stellItall April 26, 2010

Melissa

Melissa is a name for the worst kind of people, awful inside and out. Do NOT trust a Melissa. Usually, slutty-backstabbers with no compassion. Immature people with no sense of humor.

She broke my heart and laughed, probably because she is named Melissa.

by Bellalexi123 August 3, 2016

melissa dunn

Melissa dunn is the definition of a fuckface, someone you instantly want to fucking punch, Melissa dunns are annoying squeaky and remind you of Kane larkins so basically if you want to find the worst insult ever you've found it here #melissa dunn

Omg fuck off Melissa dunn

by Hynik November 7, 2015

Melissa

The palest girl around town who falls for the type of guy who lingers around the gay bar and chats it up the nocturnal citizens of the under world. A Melissa will usually sound exactly like kermit the frog.

Brad: hey marven, whos that that chick whose whiter than sour cream? I'd like to put gas into that car if you catch my drift!

Marven: Thats Melissa, i tried to watch "Everybody loves Raymond" but i couldn't tell who was talking.

by cramped thighs December 30, 2011

Melissa

Fat ass and usually pretty dumb

Don't expect a Melissa to wear cute tiny clothes or write you a paper!!!

by weeburt November 6, 2010

melissa

awkward prude who pushes the couches together but still has lesbo dreams.

That Melissa acts like a prude but... the couches the couches.

by small jewish child shu up January 24, 2015