meter

A measure of distance in countries where the people are oppressed by their governments.

Comrade, the gulag is 100 meters from here.

by Hareeln August 12, 2012

P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter

A male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.

Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter.

by MereCat January 12, 2009

give-a-shit-o-meter

When you're not bothered about something

That totally didn't register on my give-a-shit-o-meter

by LondonThis August 22, 2011

meater

Someone who goes fishing only to catch food and not for the sport.

Used derisively by sport fishermen.

"That guy hasn't put anything back all day. What a meater."

by Andrew July 2, 2004

meterosexual

A man who has sex with other men not because he is gay, but because it is fashionable.

If I was meterosexual, I could thail the theven theas!

by alehar September 6, 2004

meaterial

The stuff Lady Gaga has her clothes made from

- Wow, looks how cool Lady Gaga's clothes look!
- Yeah, they're made from the finest meaterial.

by Contro-colvin October 4, 2012

Choke Meter

A scale that indicates how close someone is to choking.

Then she just got naked. My Choke Meter was off the roof.

by Rinksies October 14, 2008