An individual who does precise guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
by LuckyCloudz October 3, 2025

A type of sex act involving a car battery, jumper cables, copious amounts of lubricant and a go-getter attitude. The act involves using the car battery as a means of electro-erotic stimulation, with a non flammable lubricant also being a requirement so that individuals partaking do not get lit on fire.
That guy I went home with last night turned out to be loads of fun once he gave me a good ol' Mechanic's Quick Fix.
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor
by mtfort February 22, 2018

The term "Mechanical Music" is used when, for example, a music track (usually electronic music) is characterized by elements of "mechanical sound design."
"Mechanical sound design" refers to the use of techniques such as time stretching, re-pitching, and looping (typically with very tight or extremely long loop times) in the sound design process.
IMPORTANT: The warping algorithms offered by Ableton Live are originally the main solution for achieving mechanical sound design in its true essence (beats mode, re-pitch).
"Mechanical sound design" refers to the use of techniques such as time stretching, re-pitching, and looping (typically with very tight or extremely long loop times) in the sound design process.
IMPORTANT: The warping algorithms offered by Ableton Live are originally the main solution for achieving mechanical sound design in its true essence (beats mode, re-pitch).
Example: I take an electronic music track and stretch it to extreme levels (700-800-999 bpm) until I get interesting textures both audibly and creatively, using Ableton warping modes like beats or re-pitch. Then I can chop most interesting parts to obtain Mechanical Music / Mechanical Sound Design
by Drvmmer December 21, 2024

by dadirtymechanic4214 May 9, 2018

When there is a room full of hens and one of them has a strap on is known as the Mechanical Rooster.
by Fagams Hero June 6, 2021

Interviewer: So what skills do you have?
Applicant: I'm a world mechanic. I know cars up, down and sideways!
Interviewer: Riiiiight...
Applicant: I'm a world mechanic. I know cars up, down and sideways!
Interviewer: Riiiiight...
by JeromeDuce22 May 8, 2024
