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meat pinwheel

The act of performing anal sex - resulting in defecation and the smell of excrement causes vomiting directly after.
Once you meat pinwheel you will need new sheets and a shower.
by Urbanplanner August 9, 2015
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Meat nappy

An absorbant cloth placed on the underisde of steaks and other moist red meat products.
"make sure you take that meat nappy off the steak billy, it's covered in cow jam"
by Gaping Malefant May 9, 2009
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Meat Switch

At a Brazilian Steakhouse, they give you a small object to place in front of you. If the green side is up, they'll keep offering you more meat. If it's red, they'll pass by you. This "Meat Switch" controls how much meat you ultimately get.
Bob, you still eating?
No, I'm stuffed.
Flip your Meat Switch to red then, so they stop bothering you.
Gotcha
by CDChurch August 16, 2010
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Meat Turds

The portion of the 'saddlebags' cleaved by tight underwear, creating a fleshy bulge on the side of the leg that shows through the pants. 'Meat Turds' most often occur on women with 'junk in the trunk', but only those who refuse to purchase panties that aren't a size too small.
Aaron: "Holy shit, look at the meat turds on that fine lady!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"
by squiggular November 27, 2021
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Meat on the grill

To receive oral pleasures from a woman.

The act of placing your manhood in the mouth of a woman.

A blowjob.
Guy: "What's up? Can I come by and smash?

Girl: "No. I'm on my period; but you can come put some meat on the grill."

Guy: "Word! I'm on the way"
by Bigg Illanoyz March 17, 2008
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meat and potatoes

the basic fundamentals of something, the point of something
It would be nice if they just got to the meat and potatoes, but I doubt they will.
by The Return of Light Joker November 24, 2011
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