muppet

noun.
1. girl with blonde hair, big boobs and not one brain cell between them. usually dresses in complete supre'.
2. one who does not think for themselves.

mary-kate and ashley are the biggest muppets

by ashley philp March 12, 2005

muppetty

Gen's description of her fellow coursemates

they are a bit....muppetty

by Capt. Rik February 17, 2005

muppet crazy

To lose all control, flop around uncontrollably, and make loud incoherent noises. Like Animal, the muppet.

He stuck his face in her cleavage and went muppet crazy. She had to spend 5 minutes cleaning up his slobber.

by tyberiusREX December 16, 2007

muppet reject

A person who is full of his/her self-importance, yet knows nothing about the subject they're talking about.

"Wow, the Newscaster seems a well-informed authority on China!"
"Nah, he's an expert on spreading bullshit - a muppet reject"

This one was rejected from the muppet show because he was too ugly.

by Magnificent Mutley October 18, 2008

Muppetese

Speaking so excitedly no human can understand what you are saying, usually causing nearby dogs to whimper in pain.

When I told her she was fat on the inside, she started talking in Muppetese. Like I understand that shit.

I don't speak Muppetese.

by Tony Danza Badass Mafia Poop July 16, 2010

Muppet

When one partner of a couple bends their dominant arm until the fist is at the chest, and proceeds to anally penetrate the other person with the elbow. Once the entire arm is in, the penetrator extends his or her arm until it is straight and the hand is sticking out of the other partners mouth.

Dude, Emily wanted me to Muppet her last night! It was amazing!

Amanda and I were Muppeting all night long last night!

I muppeted Jacob the other day, he was really good!

by Nnia CcarMmorck June 16, 2017

Muppet

Another word for 'Retard'

Dale is a muppet

by Fearzzy May 30, 2018