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Matt

Named after the lesser known footballer Matt Done. When you’re so inebriated or ingested one pinger too many or consistently spouting absolute shit then you are Matt.
Mate, have you seen Josh, he’s absolutely Matt!

Betty will you shut up, all you talk is nonsense, you’re completely Matt.
by Joeworthit March 24, 2018
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Matt

Fat cunt who probably eats some weird shit like prunes or like round popcorn.
“Does he ever move from that couch?”
“All he does is just sit there and eat lettuce??”
“Oh don’t worry, that’s just Matt
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Matt

Matt is a very kind and religious man, he's smart and good looking he will never leave you, he is a very loyal friend and he is sometimes weird but in the good kimd of weird, he is sweet and soft hearted.
Matt is handsome
by secret-user.. March 15, 2022
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Matt

The type of 8 year old to break in your ranch home and steal your Xbox 360 and Cheetos
Shit!! Matt Came!! Fuck!!
by NannyFucker3000 July 17, 2018
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Matt

Just kind of an odd ball with some weird turn ons like feet and ears. Impulsive and likes to nibble, anything that jiggles in an instant, he’ll be on. He’s a pretty chill dude and can even get high off of essential oils.
“is that guy really chewing that?”
“yeah whatta Matt”
by perrrythedoof April 23, 2018
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Matt

A based motherfucker, who loves brunette french girls who wear white sweaters and thigh high socks
I am Matt I like brunttes
by I am not Matt for real tho April 22, 2022
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Matt

The "Matt" is a stereotype seen in a D&D player. The term is derived from the EBF series character of the same name, who shares some of the properties of a Matt-type player.

They are at least one of the following.
Not taking the game seriously
Obsessed with finding loot
Not paying attention to the story
A Murder Hobo
Playing a martial class, normally a fighter
Making passes at a female player (If there is one)
People who fall under the Matt stereotype are fun to have around but must be kept on a tight leash lest the game go off the rails.
He's also the guy most likely to ask if he can fuck the dragon.
by sebacostamr May 18, 2019
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