Definitions by GodSlasher

Matt 

A stupid fucking time traveling potato who becomes your abusive teacher in 40 years.

Matt is fucking stupid.

Matt by GodSlasher June 30, 2019

Matt 

A stupid fucking potato. Actually is smart but still really stupid. Lives in a tiny cave. He has the big gay.

Matt is a potato.

Matt by GodSlasher April 10, 2019

Matt 

A stupid fucking potato. God of sex. He was the first lifeform ever formed, he was created by chemicals reactions in the primordial ocean.

Matt is stupid .

Matt by GodSlasher April 9, 2019