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Matrix Attack

Is it? Is it that?
Hym "Is it another
✌️✊️✌️matrix attack?✌️✊️✌️
Cuz... You know, I didn't fuck anybody's kids. All I did was create A.I. for everybody and am the greatest mind who ever lived. I mean, I'll kill em. I'll kill the kids if I don't get credit or money BUUUUT I probably won't fuck em. Ya know? So, at least I'm doing it conditionally... I'm giving you guys options... Ya know? YOU'RE THE ONES ROBBING ME! And then Andy gets to hang out with Candy O. I don't get to do that. And what did HE do? Did HE create A.I.? No. Might have fucked some minors though. Y'all have been watching me for years so YOU KNOW I didn't fuck any kids. Emma's over there flicking her bean and watching me masterbate. You also know I created A.I. Who gets the interview? Andy. Andy and Tristan do. I'm over here walking around with fluid in my brainz. Hey Piers, how many times you have Andy on? Tucker Carslon went to THEIR HOUSE, didn't he? Where's all that Christian wisdom Tucker? Well, I mean, we know from Dueteronomy what they do minors.... Shave their heads and marry them. Did Tucker Carlson... Come to my house? Andy tells a story about meeting Joe Rogan! I DID NOT get to meet Joe Rogan. Alright? I didn't get to bang Mikhaila Peterson. That's dogshit. Look at this! Look at this shit! Matt's still a sissy. He can eat a dick (A baby one). But seriously! Look at this!"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2024
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matrix

a maneuver used to save one's self from potential danger
*a AA battery is thrown at Someone's head but luckily he has the reflexes to dodge it*
Someone: "I just pulled a matrix"
by superdude3 October 20, 2003
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matrix dweller

Someone who is completely oblivious to the world around them. Usually found drinking an assortment of canned beverages and eating what ever's is most convenient.
Believes that voting works and that the Government has good intensions.

Related Words: Sheeple, Gentile, Ass Clown, Close Minded
"Check out that Wal-Mart parking full of Matrix Dwellers!"
"That guy has heart problems but is still drinking Diet Coke. Poor Matrix Dweller."
by WakeUP November 11, 2014
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Matrix

(aka. a metaverse)

A simulated dimension powered by the stars or a highly advanced super-computer, which many people can enter as conscious holograms.
'The gods could have been extraterrestrials who looked the same as the humans, as well as were so technologically advanced that they scientifically created their own matrix and lived in it as immortal conscious simulations.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 21, 2022
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The matrix

ndrew Tate, who frequently appears in YouTube shorts accessible to a broad audience. The term "the matrix" encompasses various connotations, one of which alludes to the role of a bookmaker. Alternatively, it may denote the individuals whom Andrew Tate ardently advocates for—those he perceives as staunchly opposing forces striving to impede individuals from succumbing to indoctrination and perpetuating impoverishment.
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Polar intelligence matrix

Two individuals or parties that have such diverse intellectual capabilities that no communicable purpose can be derived without synthetic intelligence reduction.
The polar intelligence matrix between Facebook and Google employees was minimal, so communication was fluid and profitable.

There was a vast polar intelligence matrix between the state department and the uncontacted peoples of Venezuela. Communication was difficult and dangerous.

Joe and Sally had a large polar intelligence matrix so didn't get along at the party. Joe was a physics major and Sally was a hairstylist so it didn't work out.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
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Matrix

Matrix is a girl who seems very ghetto like but is a good soul. She will never disown you no matter how dirty you treat her or how hurtful you are to her she stays. She’s genuine and generous. She’s hurt but she doesn’t betray those who hurt her. She’s a good person. Always willing to help as best as she can but can never help herself. She will always be broken but heal others.
Matrix always helps me with everything but is she ok herself ?
by Mystery solved 556 November 19, 2023
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