massey ontario

massey ontario is a SMALL boring town. Most people who live in massey are dumb and there idea of a fun weekend is getting drunk and having sex with animals.

Calvin lives in massey ontario hes boring and has probably had intercourse with most common house pets, even when hes sober.

by jesus234 November 8, 2008

Marleyan

Someone who advocates for the unequal treatment of a group based on the actions of their ancestors.

Friend: Your ancestors owned slaves and set back Black society by many years. To atone for this, your taxes should be distributed among the black communities with reparations.

Me: You are quite the Marleyan
Friend: What?
Me: Read the manga.

by Light the Shinigami July 16, 2019

dirty O'Malley

The act of puking in your beer, then drinking it.

On St. Paddy's Day, too many blokes engage in the dirty O'Malley.

by 50quidaday August 20, 2009

Bob Marley

When you take a shit in a girl's hair and start pulling dreadlocks together for her.

I gave Sue a Bob Marley last nite.

by BAD LT May 13, 2005

mosley

to go on the defensive after getting knocked down

Shane mosleyed after tasting the canvass in the 3rd round.

by TheIconoclast June 10, 2011

the massey

See definition for metrosexual/homo.

Cam Massey is a metrosexual. The massey will never admit it though.

by huhnerficker November 15, 2004

Marley And Me

When you are plowing your girlfriend and your dog is plowing you. Then your hamster is eating out your dog and a pregante cockroach crawls inside the hamster’s anus.

My girlfriend found some Marley And Me porn in my parents video tapes last night.

by JayB.150 November 27, 2018