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gay marriage

The extension of certain essential rights--joint tax filing, hospital visitation rights, bereavement leave from work, to name a few--to mutually loving, consenting couples, regardless of sexual orientation.

Its legal ban is part of President George W. Bush's bid for the Bible Belt's vote in the 2004 election.
We shouldn't allow gay marriage because gay couples cannot reproduce! In fact, elderly couples can't reproduce either, so let's nullify their marriages! And while we're at it, let's ban sterile people from marrying too!
If we allow gay marriage, fairies will come from La-La Land and magically turn everyone in the United States gay, stopping us from reproducing! So ban gay marriage!
by Albie Wangsta March 27, 2004
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marriage

Only one goal of a love which destroys love forever.
I'm about to find the goal and about to destroy it.
by Damat July 26, 2005
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Marriage

A binding contract between a man and a woman to remain faithful to each other until death,usually taken in front of family,friends,etc but is still binding in front of a judge or pastor.

To have a succesful marriage,take "divorce " out of you vocabulary.
When jenny and sebastian got married they eant "this marriage will last until we die"
by Knight_of_7 September 30, 2010
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marriage

The unfortunate act of when a woman owns a man and takes over all of his shit, including his house, cars, money and independence.
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Non Same Sex Marriage

Marraige between partners of different sexes.
Steve: Did you hear about Joe and Sam? They got married!
Nora: What? But isn't Sam that girl you work with?
Steve: Yeah, it's one of those non same sex marriages.
Nora: Fancy that.
by Cute Anonymouse November 8, 2005
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marriage balls

Balls that you only touch once you get married.
I can't wait for when I can touch my marriage balls.
by LightswitchFisting July 12, 2017
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Marriage

What usually happens within a serious relationship, the main cause of "Marriage" is a condition called "Pregnancy"
Marriage is something that almost everyone goes through.
by THOT.exe January 31, 2018
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