opposite marriage

see "Divorce"

I'm going through an ugly opposite marriage. I just can't be married to that bitch, Miss California, anymore.

by dichron April 22, 2009

White Marriage

1. (Archaic) A sexless marriage
2. The marriage of a gay man to a straight woman (what we'd today call his beard)

In old hollywood gay actors would enter into white marriages to protect their reputations. Some things don't change...

by raphion December 21, 2008

marriage blues

1. the depressed feeling experienced after one of you kneel and/or before the hike down the aisle.

2. the abstract black hole in your cardiac system possibly somehow related to an individual definition and fear of marriage.

She had a redneck marriage, carried the marriage blues, and died of the yellow plague.

What caused Laura to become a stewardess.

An ignorant person may be found cursing: You ungrateful... ungrateful slut, you should be married!

depression sadness fear vows wedding engagement

by lady.in.white. April 12, 2012

Lavender Marriage

A marriage between a heterosexual woman and an openly homosexual man.

Woman: Is Zia really married to Marc? I thought he was gay.
Man: Yeah, it's a lavender marriage.

by Marcus Marez February 18, 2010

Marriage hopping

When you are tired of being married to the same woman but you don't want to divorce her so secretly marry multiple different women.

Bro I got sick of being married to the same woman so I started marriage hopping, you should try it sometime.

by Kevbott🐵 March 15, 2022

Perfect marriage

Matt and Dyl

Matt and Dyl are such a perfect marriage. Matt’s a real trophy boy

by Shshjshsjss September 22, 2021

Micro marriage

Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021