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marijuana

A word that apparently brings the viewers of UrbanDictionary.com out to speak their views of marijuana, only to have it littered with spelling mistakes.

Marijuana does just that to people: makes them completely retarded.
Man: lol i liek da pawt itz tha bezt n shyt
Me: what a fucking moron, lay off the marijuana stoner.
by Tex Avery December 31, 2006
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marijuana

a very stupid excuse for boredom. also another word for coward which are the majority of the people who use this site which will give this definition a thumbs down.
hi i'm a coward i smoke marijuana
by |\/|477 October 30, 2008
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Marijuana Syndrome

an ailment that may occur the morning after you have smoked. Symptoms are dehydration (yet unwillingness to rehydrate one's self), excessive complaining, and clumsiness. Often affects annoying people and non-regular smokers.
"I'm telling you the weed made me sick man!

Bullshit, you've got Marijuana Syndrome."

"Fucking Michael dropped a glass jar of salsa on your driveway when he was getting into his dad's car earlier.

I knew that nigger had Marijuana Syndrome."
by Doug Russel aka "Knuck Duster" September 21, 2010
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Marijuana

Cop: Have you been smoking marijuana?
You: Marijuana? What's that? Some kind of Mexican cigarette?
by boringwithhats October 23, 2008
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Marijuana

1. An illegal drug whether potheads admit it or not.

2. A drug that hinders users' abilities to spell even the most basic words in urban dictionary definitions i.e. alcahol for alcohol, cuz for because.

3. A drug that motivates its users to write nonsensical rambling definitions of the drug on certain dictionary sites.

4. A substance that makes users too inept to be able to make a logical argument for the legalization of the drug other than "the man is trying to keep us down man."
"Hey man, why did you flunk out of school?"

"Oh, because I was too busy smoking marijuana."
by Mr. Reality July 1, 2009
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Marijuana Elitist

One who believes they are better than others simply because he/her uses marijuana. They believe that marijuana is the solution to everything, and tend to look down on those who choose not to use marijuana. Marijuana elitists also believe that marijuana is not a drug, but an herb, obviously not knowing the definition of a drug.
Marijuana elitist: "Marijuana isn't a drug, it's an herb. It's the healing of a nation, and it should be legalized."

Guy: "Cool story bro. Go make me some toast."
by biffwebster June 21, 2011
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Marijuana

An herb which is bad, because it's illegal (And it is illegal because it's bad).
Average Joe: "Y'know, a lot of scientists are saying that marijuana can slow cancer growth and causes less problems than alcohol..."

DEA Representative: "Well you see, those scientists are probably jew-loving, faggot, pinko, terrorists who hate America and freedom."
by Ayabowlah Khomeni December 22, 2008
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