chick magnet

is loved by all chicks(chickens)

this person is a chick magnet

by cheese? December 9, 2016

mammary magnetism

An irresistibly-strong EMF-field produced by female breast-tissue, and which reacts with the iron in a man's blood and forcibly draws him towards said sumptuous chest-pillows. Just like a regular lodestone, "size matters" --- the greater the quantity (or should I say, "quantitty") of said "polar protoplasm", the stronger the magnetic pull it produces; this is why guys tend to be more attracted to gals with bigger boobs.

Buxom gal: I tried the old "tinfoil hat" strategy --- i.e., lining my bras/bikini-tops with aluminum food-wrap --- in the hopes that it would reduce my mammary magnetism, but I didn't really notice much difference... guys still keep staring at my boobs and trying to feel me up whenever they have a chance.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

hell magnet

Term created by famous TFL Youtuber Oreo man. Used to define men who have incredibly awful luck and are likely forced to be lonely virgins because of these uncontrollable conditions. The term is also synonymous with incel.

Jake: Hey Simon did you talk to that girl?
Simon: Yeah, she ran into the bathroom shortly after and called the cops on me.
Jake: Man you’ll get a girl eventually.
Simon: Nah man, it’s been 25 years, I’ve tried so hard, I might as well break bread with Satan because I’m obviously a hell magnet.

by Save my soul February 28, 2021

faggot magnets

1. two gay people, of the same gender, who are together all the time.

2. plural of faggot magnet

1. carly: “ashley and lexi are such faggot magnets!”
jennifer: “what do you mean?”
carly: “they’re always together! we all know those sleepovers aren’t just friendly!”
1. kevin: “do you think brandon and matt are secretly together?
liam: “yeah they’re total faggot magnets.”
kevin: “what do you mean?”
liam: “they’re always ‘hanging out,’ and neither of them ever talk about dating. something is definitely going on between them, if you know what i mean”
2. more than one faggot magnet

by bandaidbrandbitch October 21, 2018

Trick Magnet

1. A man who attracts Tricks.
2. Someone who always gets with slutty bitches.

Debby: "ew. who's that whore?"

Brenda: "John's new girlfriend. i've heard that she's slept with the whole football team."

Debby: "John's such a fucking Trick Magnet."

by j0shuapwnzn00bz March 2, 2011

fight-magnet

Fight-magnet: A person who is bound to or easily get involved in a physical fight at any public place with little provocation.

Eg:- We are going out partying tonight, so please leave your brother at home. Once he drinks, he becomes a "fight-magnet" and we don't want trouble.

by sleekspirit23 July 13, 2016

asshole magnet.

A person who possible suffer trauma and before they can recover is vampired on by winged monkeys for the puppet master asshole who then sends his cousin and cousins of evil to victimize feed off a blessed person to make them w whore or take them in control. someone who is unable heal by means of evil to be hit on by assholese who are need of someone out of thier leuge and damage as means for said asshole to not fix themself and abuse others.. for means and ways.. shes a sad and unwilling asshole magnet now.

The guy at the place trying to get into someone else space and mind fuck them is a complet edick whip. that girls trauma has made her a complete asshole magnet all over again. she is an asshole magnet.

by assole magnet November 23, 2020