Magneton

Three Magnemite glued together yet weigh ten times that of a single Magnemite

What? Magnemite is evolving?
Congratulations! Your Magnemite evolved into Magneton

by Pokedex #184 April 19, 2018

Magnetic Demon Slayer

The dumbest man, also known as Ninja or as his alias MDS Cancer is a famous friend of The Fortnite streamer Ninja known for ripping (dying ) in various ways online and irl. A shitter

Magnetic Demon Slayer - MDS on YouTube is the best fortnite channel on Youtube!
Me: say bruh right now

by 21gamer!XD September 16, 2019

couch magnet

(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.

guy1: "where are you going?"

guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"

guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"

guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"

guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"

by glassfungus February 5, 2010

plastic magnet

a fake asshole.
someone who trys to get things easily and fucks "friends" over
stealing bastard
can't speak proper english
40 year old virgins who live in daddys basement

a plastic magnet is somewhat like a 40 year old virgin

by theMAN55_ September 20, 2010

Bone Magnet

1: Jackie
2: A hot girl that causes boners to gravitate towards her.

After we broke up, she got skinny and became an instant bone magnet. She had to fight dudes off with their own weiners.

by Ben Inthar November 13, 2011

Mormon Magnet

A man that only Mormon women are attracted to.

'Bro, did you hear about Matt Cesnik? He just got asked out by another Mormon'
'Yeah man, he's such a Mormon Magnet."

by Thomas Golding September 14, 2012

ski magnet

Someone of usually lesser skiing competence with whom you find yourself continually on collision course on a downhill ski run as they seem to time their turns to exactly mirror your own, regardless of what you do.

As in: That guy's a real ski magnet - that's the third time he's nearly skied into me in the past four minutes on this run.

by Beeyem April 15, 2013