MacArthur Park

Imagine typing a heart-felt piece of advice dissemination, or, the writing of an overly technical diatribe into a web form. You spent a long time to ensure that your message would be easily digested. Upon clicking "submit", IT IS GONE. Database Error. Connection Error. Hole In The Ozone Error. Who cares, it's gone. You will never have the desire to convey that recipe again. When you enter the solution or data again, it will be minimal, half-assed and submitted with a "get it over with already" attitude. The "cake" is your initial sh*tcanned submission and you will never have that "recipe" (your passion for giving a sh*t about the initial topic) again.

I just typed for an hour and clicked send, and the website MacArthur Parked everything I wrote.

by Bluegill67 May 25, 2024

Macrotransaction

A microtransaction that's so large that it's often considered almost insane to spend money on, and almost always not worth it.

Riot Games added a $500 Ahri skin in League of Legends? No way, that's a macrotransaction!

by BlankWD May 29, 2024

Marathon Pedophile

A term coined by the 2021 visual novel comedy "Class of '09." The main character, Nicole, describes it as: "He tries to make you question society's hatred of pedophilia before he actually goes after you. So then you'll feel bad if you tell on him afterwards." "A predator that plays the long game, a marathon pedophile."

Nicole: "He's what I call a marathon pedophile."

by sunfighteryoriichi July 2, 2024

marathon song

an fnf song that has multiple characters and spans at least five minutes, can have a near infinite amount of time

I just released a new marathon song about Birbo's Fun Math School.

by BaldiEnjoyer2310 December 8, 2024

Marathonist

A marathonist is someone who makes Friday Night Funkin' marathon songs. (More commonly known as "FNF Marathons", or "Marathon Songs".)

An FNF Marathon is a Friday Night Funkin' song that features at least fore than 2 characters that sing throughout the song, and are usually pretty lengthy, commonly anywhere over 10 minutes long, though there are some about 5 minutes long.

Person 1: Have you ever heard Shackle's FNF Marathons?
Person 2: Oh, yeah, he's a great Marathonist!

by Glitchurr February 17, 2026

macrame horse

When one clinches a dick with their buttocks causing simultaneous ejaculation with the female; the stream of mixed ejaculations form a trajectory that blankets the beard. The lucky female then rides a third party’s beard.

I love when my man and I create a macrame horse with our hot neighbor.

by twoshotannie March 1, 2025

Macradacious

A word used when someone or a situation makes you angry, bamboozled and flabbergasted all at the same time.

I fear that this makes me macradacious.

You make me macradacious.

by FatherJ2000 March 23, 2025