Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.

"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Matted

The act of publicly asking a stranger for their number.

"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"

(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)

by shinygolden god December 2, 2010

mat barns

Ugly fat cunt that likes to put their dick in peanut butter sandwiches. Term used to describe fat people.

Oi; faggot your such a mat barns

by Chubby hubby456 January 8, 2018

Mat c

Detachable cock soup cutten like carrots in soup with special sauces and very tasty all served by dog/turtle

UMM MAT C OCK IS VERY DELICIOUS MMM NICE PINK COCK

by detatchable cock February 17, 2021

Splat Mat

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.

Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!

by Wadsley June 29, 2023

Fat Mat

A classic pre-announced, announcement.

in typical Fat Mat style, MCU let us know they would soon be announcing their planned announcement.

This here serves as notice of an announcement of an upcoming announcement.

by Citizen 204 November 30, 2021

mats balcke

Blue Emo head, introvert with aggresionproblems

"wow that's a Mats Balcke!"

by kreidark February 17, 2017