Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.
Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?
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When a player catches the ball over another player (specifically a defender) in football. The term derives from the football Hall of Famer, "Randy Moss".
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Get the Mossing mug.this phrase originates from the 2012 TMNT show, in which April O’Neil attempts to say ‘itadakimas’ but fails miserably like the gringa she is
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Get the eat a taki moss mug.When you lick encrusted sperm and blood from lovers penis cleaning it of old moss left over from a previous partner
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His descriptions include: long nose, thin chin, tired eyes, short hair, and wears a hat
His descriptions include: long nose, thin chin, tired eyes, short hair, and wears a hat
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