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Monkey

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by WhoReallyAsked April 21, 2023
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Monkey

A phrase that refers to a darkly colored person, usually offensive
White person: HEY YOU MONKEY
Dark Person: Ooo Ooo Aaa Aaa
by SomeDarkHumorDude April 24, 2023
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a monkey is an animal that looks like a human, just more hairy and dumb. monkeys are smart animals though (compared to other ones). some monkeys have been found using objects as tools. some monkeys have very pronounced asses and/or breasts, such as the beloved baboon. some monkeys are very light, like gibbons, others are darker, like gorillas. some like orangutans, are in between. monkeys love to climb and swing in trees because all they do is have fun and eat fruit all day. monkeys should not be kept in zoos because they are smart so they will get stressed. monkeys experience a lot of similar emotions to humans, such as happiness and anger. there have even been reports of a transgender monkey named beth. when a monkey gets mad at you, he, she, or they will start to attack you. when a monkey feels sad, he she or they will begin to cry. monkeys also over eat a lot, so sometimes monkeys will have diarrhea. monkeys have a harder time passing diarrhea, it often gets stuck in the hair near their poo poo hole. monkeys are truly incredible, thank you.
“i just saw a monkey in the jungle!”

“I LOVE MONKEYS! DID YOU KNOW THAT a monkey is an animal that looks like a human, just more hairy and dumb. monkeys are smart animals though (compared to other ones). some monkeys have been found using objects as tools. some monkeys have very pronounced asses and/or breasts, such as the beloved baboon. some monkeys are very light, like gibbons, others are darker, like gorillas. some like orangutans, are in between. monkeys love to climb and swing in trees because all they do is have fun and eat fruit all day. monkeys should not be kept in zoos because they are smart so they will get stressed. monkeys experience a lot of similar emotions to humans, such as happiness and anger. there have even been reports of a transgender monkey named beth. when a monkey gets mad at you, he, she, or they will start to attack you. when a monkey feels sad, he she or they will begin to cry. monkeys also over eat a lot, so sometimes monkeys will have diarrhea. monkeys have a harder time passing diarrhea, it often gets stuck in the hair near their poo poo hole. monkeys are truly incredible, thank you.
by poopyododdndndndn July 6, 2023
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A person or individual who simply acts like a complete baboon. Non-racial.
"Dude Collin was acting like a complete monkey earlier."
by Turbottv July 16, 2023
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Monkey

a person whom you love more than the universe, someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.
You are my monkey, I could never live without you.
by monkeylover888 July 30, 2023
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Monkeys are people with shits for brains and are incompetent.
Like The Mother Fuker that’s going on urban dictionary and writing random shit like Her <3, Like wtf that shit is not and does not belong anywhere near the urban dictionary.
Tyler: I think we should jump off the bridge into the river
Jamal: Nig are u a freaking Monkey?
by TheAfricanBootyScratcher August 11, 2023
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A word that is used to call black people by Karen's
you are a monkey
by Monkey-`Man May 31, 2023
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