monk man

when a man puts his bellend against another man's bellend and pulls the foreskin over it

You're such a monk man!!

by <no comment> March 23, 2004

monks walk

A small public footpath close to thorpe park, surrey.Where i spend my winter months ravaging stray moldy burger king double cheeseburgers for food, hoping to get a look at the amazing new flat rides.Usually i can get a photo that actually shows the top of the ride "slightly" obscured by the nemesis inferno station.My only friend is a tincan named david stevenson who i talk to everyday and execute plans to destroy alton towers.Damn them

"What the feck"

That's what the security guards said to me

by David Jayne willaims January 22, 2005

Going monk

Doing something like its your job! Going pro.

"He had nine hat tricks in yesterdays game"
"Holy shit! nine?!"
"yep he was going monk.

by Tkirvs September 8, 2010

jack monk

stupid or retarded person.

dude your such a jack monk.
brah,your sister is a jack monk but i would do her.

by Cracka-Jack October 12, 2007

Hayden monk

A person who enjoys going to basildon cinema rather than lakeside as it is more "inconvenient"

What time are we meeting at basildon guys?

No HaYdEn MoNk wE aRe GoInG tO lAkEsIdE

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

monke syndrome

At any given point of time, the max number of stages of MS is given by the cumulative dumbfuckery that person has carried out or thought about from his birth till that very specific point of time. By this definition, the max stages of MS can never decrease. It'll either remain constant in best case or keep on increasing.

Yesterday Monty was telling me that he was cool because some girl was stalking him via his instagram story

I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome

by Neriv October 15, 2020

Smack monk

When you beat ya dick

Girl : what you finna do ?

Me : smack monk !!!!!

by Elijah (thatboul.e) November 30, 2019