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Granola Mommy

A gal pal that just embodies the spirit of a true mom. Very precise, organized, and takes great effort in eating wholesome foods. Wise beyond her years, hip n cool, spunky as heck. She does pilates and yoga, doesn't take any bs but give her some mojitos and her infectious laughter will transport you to another dimension. I guess, similar to "crunchy mommy" but granola just sounds less intimidating.
Ouu girl did you see insert name she's such a granola mommy!!!
by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 October 6, 2018
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mommy water

Wine or other alcohol beverage drunk from a mug or other container so it’s not apparent to the kids what your drinking. (Father’s would have daddy water).
She took a long guzzle of her mommy water mug before getting up to investigate the latest crashing noise from the other room.
by DiogenesLives October 18, 2022
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Mommy Perkins

The most most compassionate person with the biggest heart in the world :)
Mommy Perkins is the best mom in the world
by Gabbi :) May 11, 2023
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Tomy's Mommy

someone who owns tomytabby; a tomytabby is funi speedrunner for cum rancher
its me kyara aka tomy's mommy
by KyaraOwnsBitches October 28, 2022
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salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016
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Chat mommy

Someone who watches chat
by Vali Lucifer January 8, 2021
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mommy night

A period of time when a mother gets set free of the mother title and duties. A period time where she can not be forced to change diapers, bathe, feed, put child to sleep, get another drink of water, scare away monsters, or anything else that follows the call of 'Mom...?!?' She is free to leave the home and do whatever is pleasing and stress relieving as the aforementioned 'Mother' perceives.
The mom went out for her monthly mommy night with her friends. Leaving her child/children at home with their father/caregiver
by tarajco4 May 9, 2014
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