MJC

Mandatory Jerk Circle:
Pretty self explanatory.

“Yo you going to the MJC tonight?”

by Peter ahaha September 30, 2020

mjam

this is what you should say when you get nudes you wanted to get.

me: “send nudes”
person: *sends nudes*
me: “mjam”

by mikasa :Ь January 6, 2021

MJM

an extremely large person thought to be more than 20 stone and have the gayest haircut known to mankind

1. OMG Luke, how fat is he
2. Luke, his hair XD

by DJay October 23, 2004

MJR0

MJR0 is an acronym for (major jizz running out) of someones mouth

i left that cocksucker with MJR0 and it was really messy all over her shirt.

by supermann694eva November 13, 2011

Mjolnir

A substitute for any word pertaining to anything offensive; can be used in any form (i.e: adj, verb, noun...). Most often used to insult someone or something.
Most versatile word in the urban english language. Also see Mjolnir Slam

a) While you thought I was at Matt's house, I was most definately mjolniring your mother.

b) Wow Josh, you're such an mjolnir.

c) I was driving other day and some guy tried to cut me off. It was such an automotive mjolnir.

d) That was a harsh mjolnir Josh, you shouldn't even try to make a comeback to that.

e) I just dropped the largest mjolnir in the toilet, that's why I was in the bathroom for so long.

by ironchoad November 4, 2006

mjolnir

gay.

hi, do you like my mjolnir? now would you like gay sex? i can hammer it in like thor.

by MorelSucksCock June 30, 2012

Mjau

The best player ever to play CS. Founder of First Love, the team should make it to CAL-M with no problem.

I wish I was as good as Mjau!

by Mjau! February 27, 2003