Miami

> A place that you can never have "nothing" to do.
> A place where age is quite literally just a number.
> Hell with palm trees
> Populated by wanna-be thugs and chongas
> Rarely does the IQ pass 40
> Cubans run the place
> A tourist's turn-on
> White people are just there for the Latin's enjoyment. We can laugh at their poor Spanish skills while stealing their cars.

Miami is where homes are destroyed to build condos for idiot tourists who apparently don't have the ability to read maps properly

by Miami Gal January 29, 2007

miami

city of caprices and impalas .. hookd up lowriders and 28" inch rims , sexy females , best clubs , nicest beaches , where u will either find the fakest or the realest ppl . car clubs , hottest guys , hoes , celebrities ...
and then theres the part of miami you dont see .. the hoods .. overtown,liberty city , south beach , cutler ridge - crack whores and crack houses

im the queen of the south representin that 305 dade county.. miami throw em up

by the queen of the south - JUICY March 25, 2005

miam

Abreviation for "mildly amusing".
When people are on msn or texting or whatever and they want to convey the emotion that they are laughing, they use "lol" , which means "laugh out loud", but most of the time this is a lie, as they didnt actually laugh out loud, (everyones done it), a more suited thing to say is "miam", which is short for "mildly amused".

"i saw a kid today face-plant in a pile of dog sh*t" "miam"

by the_real_Gilligan March 29, 2009

metamorphically

It's kinda like " metaphorically " but wayyyyyyy better...

Christine : Glad to know you'd kill me

Matt : metamorphically speaking

it's kinda like metaphorically, but wayyyy better.

Christine: lol mhm

by Drunken Boxer November 20, 2009

miamie

A very crazy beautiful girl , makes jokes people do not understand , laughs at almost everything though , has very nice eyes , but a crazy attitude and temper, you'll always be amazed when you see a miamie

Damn her eyes are like the fucking night sky , oh miamie you are fine asf

by ThissBeautyy January 13, 2014

Miami style

When you roll up on someone from behind and hit them in the back of the head. It is commonly done with hands, but is not limited to. Other objects including brass knuckles, bat, tire iron, or pistol is also used in some cases

"We rolled up on Chi-Chi and Miami styled his punk ass. Left his ass in the streets and got some Taco Bell afterwards."

by Bigbrachcock11 December 21, 2016

miami fastball

When you shit in your own hand, ball it up, and throw it at someone.

Man, I got so drunk at the party last night that I started throwing Miami Fastballs at everyone I could find.

by Poothrower April 23, 2018