Smoke and Mirrors

01: Something/Someone that deceives or distorts the truth.
02: Something/Someone that distorts or blurs facts ,figures, etc., like a magic or conjuring work; artful deception; tricky inventiveness.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 30, 2003

Miro

A sexy man, chick magnet, the man.

Look at that lucky Miro.

by Lollipop Babe June 2, 2011

mirsanu

Mirsanu is a math dinosaur that will fail you math class on any occasion. If he listens to you in front of the class and he doesn't understand you because his hearing is so bad he will make repeat it 20 times before public shaming in front of everyone, this applied to anything you tell him he will just public shame you.
Stupid man, 80 years old, who hates his life and the job, he sleeps and smokes (until the fire alarm goes off) in his office.
The line used very often by him is "fuck the physics / work"

S-au luat multi de 2 la testului lui Mirsanu!

by s4d_life November 27, 2021

Miranda

This name means admirable in Latin. Miranda's are very eclectic. She can be extremely intelligent, out-going, sweet, talented, out-doorsy, stylish, and gorgeous all at the same time. A Miranda cares deeply for others. She is a thoughtful friend, and supportive in nature. She does have a temper, and is impatient. Also, Miranda's are determined and often called "stubborn". She can fit into many roles in life, but is happiest when helping others. She is a strong leader.

A Miranda will support you as long as you never give up ever.

by punchbets February 3, 2010

Miriam

Financially secure. Well-dressed. Very Pretty. Sensual. Intriguing. Captivating. Usually have a commanding presence when she enters a room. Walks with confidence. People are usually curious about her. She is nurturing. Often reserved but observant. When she speaks, people listen up. She speaks words of wisdom. When she chooses a partner, this is a woman that has the need to stay loyal, and often doesn’t understand why anyone wouldn’t be. The equation in her head is quite simple, and for as long as her relationships make any sense, she will stay in them with no intention to disappoint or leave. When she feels the time has come for things to end, all of her boundaries have probably been crossed and there’s a slim chance there will be turning back on her decision. She is serious and strict, but her love goes very deep, and unless she is dissatisfied with her own life, she will support her partner and make them very happy.

Did you see, Miriam? She is a Goddess.

by Blogblogger October 20, 2020

Miracle Wipe

After defecating, the first wipe of one's ass reveals a piece of toilet paper that is completely spotless and free of fecal matter. This is evidence that one's ass is already clean, requiring no further wipes.

I had to take a dump right before class. Luckily I had a miracle wipe, or I would've been late for sure!

by docpyser September 25, 2010

mirin siren

The not always audible siren that alerts others there is something or someone in the vicinity worth admiring.

Did you see that ripped guy at the gym? He was setting off the mirin siren.

If you hear a siren in the next 30 minutes it's just me at the gym setting off the mirin siren.

by Padrecito May 22, 2014