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Milfer

Milfer is that who watch most milf videos on adult sites who like to watch milf video and who like women like as milf
I am a milfer

Are you milfer
by Whitewdow September 29, 2021
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forty miles

In poker, four tens. Four-of-a-kind also quad tens.
"Nice flush. Forty miles." (*middle finger*)
by Coell May 14, 2005
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internet miles

The distance that occurs when surfing the internet from your source to destination, and/or distance taken for a packet of data to travel from source to destination.
Person 1: he was one of the major people on a torrent site I think, he lived nearby
Person 2: That's for copyright infringement, where you can only be done for distributing and not for receiving.
Person 1: yeah I know, but it still bothers you when the police raid happens 50 yards from your door
Person 2: That as it may be; but in internet miles it was probably 50,000

or

Person 1: I was so bored at work today; I must've travelled hundreds of internet miles!

or

Person 1: I had to traverse thousands of internet miles to find that hardware driver
by StANTo August 23, 2009
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MILF

Mother
I'd
Like
To
Fuck

The mother can be any age, as long as they've given birth and popped that thing out of their vagina and still remain hot as hell and a devil in bed, why the hell not?
1. My friend's mom is a milf, did you see that halter top she was wearing? I don't care if she's 40.

2. Tsuji Nozomi from Morning Musume suddenly transformed into a milf.
by gaylittleboys June 4, 2009
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MILF Shake

The ejaculate into an orifice of a MILF and continue to vigously penetrate until the ejaculate becomes frothy.
Hey, remember when I spent the night at your house last night? I woke up early and had sex with your mom. I gave her a MILF Shake. Pretty wild huh?
by 1337Noodles May 7, 2007
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Milf 69

M.I.L.F ( Mother In Late Forties) Born in 1969
Mom: Son i just made an Instagram account!
Son: Cool mom.
Mom: My username is Milf 69
Son: MOM NO!!!
by Pagina 69 September 29, 2017
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milfsinmyicedcoffee

hot, sexy, and swaggy mutual. 10/10 one of my best mutuals. loml
omg milfsinmyicedcoffee is so cool i wanna be like them
by stiffsockz June 4, 2021
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