mcdonaldsaether 

hot mutual of mine, they’re so different from the rest *heart eye emoji*

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mcdonaldsaether by breadpi April 25, 2021

mcdonalds car 

The process of downloading need for speed: payback and you buy the shitty old ford from the race shop and finding the McDonalds wrap on visual customization and then racing your friends in cops and robbers.

I have the fucking mcdonalds car. Race Me in cops and robbers.

mcdonalds car by Nickychie September 2, 2021

Ghetto McDonalds 

Churches Chicken, Popeyes Chicken

The only fast food place I have in my hood is Churches Chicken, so it must be Ghetto mcDonalds

Ghetto McDonalds by Bruce Citron November 12, 2007

McDonaldism

The dissonant male-specific mental state of being both (a) distressed at having gone bald, but also (b) delighted that you've gone bald because you were previously ginger. A chronic form of the classically ephemeral cognitive dissonance, McDonaldism affects around 2% of men worldwide, and 73% of men in Scotland.

See that 40 year old guy who's trying to have sexual intercourse with age-inappropriate, attached women? He's only behaving that way because he has McDonaldism.

McDonaldism by Lancaster's Second Finest August 15, 2011

McDonalds 

Where fat fucks go when they die.

Mommy...where is daddy now?? *sniff sniff*
He went to McDonalds, my son.

McDonalds by A2P July 27, 2005

McDonalds 

People say they hate this restaurant so much, yet more people order food from this dump than everywhere else combined. Hypocrites.

McDonald's fries taste real good, though.

McDonalds by AYB May 16, 2003

Old McDonalds Boys 

Reffering to the police. It does this by taking the saying "police are pigs" And relating it to someone that has pigs: old McDonald.

"Why dont you have your car?"
"Old McDonalds Boys impounded it."
"Pigs."

Old McDonalds Boys by Your mother>@$%^&465 August 20, 2007