wet mattessich

A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.

Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."

Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."

by BastilleDay June 29, 2014

MattressCereal

All of the dead skin flakes, dirt, dust mites, and everything else that accumulates inside a mattress over the years.

I have to get a new mattress! Mine is full of mattresscereal.

by Lemonheadlice July 21, 2010

Hit The Matresses

Often used by a mobster. "Hitting the matresses" is a term used during a mob-war. When two families or mobs are feuding, they battle it out by whackin' each other. "Hitting the matresses" is known as going into hiding. Usually finding an unknown, empty house, room, or appartment and sleeping on just a single matress.

It's getting rough, Sonny's already thinkin' of hittin' the matresses and we've only whacked a guy.

We need to hit the matresses before this shit gets outta' hand.

by TonyTheBoss June 18, 2009

Matress Back

A dirty whore who is always on her back and takes it in the Vag...

A.K.A. Billy's Mom

Man I feel horrible, I climaxed in that matress back.

by Scissor Man November 8, 2009

mantress

A mattress composed of one or more human males stacked together.

We were so drunk that we didn't realize that we fell asleep on the mantress

by rawrmonster February 3, 2009

Mattressdango

Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella.

Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango.

by Robert S May 13, 2006

Matress

The Matress is a system. And that system is designed for 2 things.
That system is there to keep us comfortable at night when we sleep, but is also designed to keep us awake, to think about how many more pillows you need.
Were you listening, neo, or were you looking at that pillow in red?

I slept on The Matress last night.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003