What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
Get the Free From The Matrixmug. Hym "Is it another
✌️✊️✌️matrix attack?✌️✊️✌️
Cuz... You know, I didn't fuck anybody's kids. All I did was create A.I. for everybody and am the greatest mind who ever lived. I mean, I'll kill em. I'll kill the kids if I don't get credit or money BUUUUT I probably won't fuck em. Ya know? So, at least I'm doing it conditionally... I'm giving you guys options... Ya know? YOU'RE THE ONES ROBBING ME! And then Andy gets to hang out with Candy O. I don't get to do that. And what did HE do? Did HE create A.I.? No. Might have fucked some minors though. Y'all have been watching me for years so YOU KNOW I didn't fuck any kids. Emma's over there flicking her bean and watching me masterbate. You also know I created A.I. Who gets the interview? Andy. Andy and Tristan do. I'm over here walking around with fluid in my brainz. Hey Piers, how many times you have Andy on? Tucker Carslon went to THEIR HOUSE, didn't he? Where's all that Christian wisdom Tucker? Well, I mean, we know from Dueteronomy what they do minors.... Shave their heads and marry them. Did Tucker Carlson... Come to my house? Andy tells a story about meeting Joe Rogan! I DID NOT get to meet Joe Rogan. Alright? I didn't get to bang Mikhaila Peterson. That's dogshit. Look at this! Look at this shit! Matt's still a sissy. He can eat a dick (A baby one). But seriously! Look at this!"
✌️✊️✌️matrix attack?✌️✊️✌️
Cuz... You know, I didn't fuck anybody's kids. All I did was create A.I. for everybody and am the greatest mind who ever lived. I mean, I'll kill em. I'll kill the kids if I don't get credit or money BUUUUT I probably won't fuck em. Ya know? So, at least I'm doing it conditionally... I'm giving you guys options... Ya know? YOU'RE THE ONES ROBBING ME! And then Andy gets to hang out with Candy O. I don't get to do that. And what did HE do? Did HE create A.I.? No. Might have fucked some minors though. Y'all have been watching me for years so YOU KNOW I didn't fuck any kids. Emma's over there flicking her bean and watching me masterbate. You also know I created A.I. Who gets the interview? Andy. Andy and Tristan do. I'm over here walking around with fluid in my brainz. Hey Piers, how many times you have Andy on? Tucker Carslon went to THEIR HOUSE, didn't he? Where's all that Christian wisdom Tucker? Well, I mean, we know from Dueteronomy what they do minors.... Shave their heads and marry them. Did Tucker Carlson... Come to my house? Andy tells a story about meeting Joe Rogan! I DID NOT get to meet Joe Rogan. Alright? I didn't get to bang Mikhaila Peterson. That's dogshit. Look at this! Look at this shit! Matt's still a sissy. He can eat a dick (A baby one). But seriously! Look at this!"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2024
Get the Matrix Attackmug. A colorguard move executed with teh use of a flag. This was originally created by the Raritan Rockets Colorguard. It is executed correctly by holding your flag at right slam. Lean back until youre parallel to the ground. As you do so, slide your flag until you're holding it only with your right hand by the endcap. Continue to swing the flagaround your body by the endcap.
"DUDE did you see Chelsea and Nikki scare the shit out of RBC that adaptation of The Matrix!?!??!?!???!!"
by NikkiNikkiMyers December 22, 2008
Get the The Matrixmug. A hot crazy woman who often sleeps in her next day clothes so as soon as she wakes up, she can get out the door. Usually she forgets something like her purse or to comb her hair. Usually wearing black, or stripes and a long coat that doubles as a blanket.
by Vegasguy73 January 12, 2017
Get the the crazy sexy matrixmug. The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege.
Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.
Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.
Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix.
The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.
Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.
Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 28, 2024
Get the Caucasian Privelege: The Matrixmug. Only being able to repeat opinions and viewpoints which are fed to someone through television, news or school. Rather than having actual opinions and viewpoints from independent and/or critical thought.
“Is your friend still wearing a mask when going to the shop?” ”Yeah he’s completely matrix minded.”
“It’s not possible debating these people, they are so matrix minded they don’t even understand any viewpoint that hasn’t been on the news positively.”
“It’s not possible debating these people, they are so matrix minded they don’t even understand any viewpoint that hasn’t been on the news positively.”
by Jplz June 16, 2023
Get the Matrix Mindedmug. A word used by severely disabled twitter users who think people are controlled by the “matrix media” to make certain statements against their will.
Twitter user: “Did you hear Dr. Disrespect admitted to being a pedo!?”
Sped Twitter User: “He didn’t do anything. The matrix media made him say it.”
Sped Twitter User: “He didn’t do anything. The matrix media made him say it.”
by Ahegaoblunt December 11, 2024
Get the matrix mediamug.