Axis Tennis match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.

Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?

Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

Axis Tennis Match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.

Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

match fit for the pitch

What does it mean to be match fit?

Are you really capable of being here? If not you'll soon be found out!

Are you Match fit for the pitch?!

by Fatiodoors March 23, 2023

Match attax

Football cards you can collect, quite fun.

Did you get the new match attax pack?

by plaathe March 26, 2023

is somebody gonna match my freak

“is somebody gonna match my freak” is like this super catchy phrase from Tinashe’s song “Nasty” that just blew up on tiktok. it became huge because of this white boy dancing to it, and people started making all these memes with his video. tinashe is basically saying she’s tryna have someone match her freak and nasty, and she kills the game every time. now everyone’s using it to ask if someone can keep up with their wild, fun energy. it's literally the song of summer 2024, a true banger that everyone’s obsessed with. stream Nasty by Tinashe to match her freak <3

my mom tried to do the viral tiktok dance with me and said, "is somebody gonna match my freak?" and i almost died laughing. she actually killed it though!

by nikecadet21 June 24, 2024

Lighting a Match

Used to describe something or someone who is simple and authentic, like someone who prefers using a match to a lighter. IE: Going to farmers markets, paying in cash, going on walks, driving stick, outgoing, likes to try new places, has a favorite hole-in-the-wall restaurant, cooking eggs, etc

Wow Jane just walked all the way to the farmers market on the other side of town to buy some organic eggs in cash, that’s so lighting a match.

by Trw92a April 23, 2024

Bohemian Chess Match

A game in which two people to see who can put more bodily fluids on a target without being caught.

The last Bohemian Chess Match between Dave and I ended when his mom noticed the white stain on her t-shirt

by Shdnn mcmvtkidicn February 17, 2024