Anal Lube

the shit you put on ur dick/large dick right before anal sex

"Whoa there Charlie is that Anal Lube???"
"Bend the fuck over bitch."

by fuckinrapist October 12, 2017

luber

a lube aficionado; one who is a fan and user of lube, preferably in the form of varieties. How many bottles of lube must one be in possession of in order to earn the worthy title of a luber? 3+ bottles is necessary to join the ranks of the world's most elite lubers. Do you have what it takes?

"Excuse me Sir, but are you a luber?" "Why yes, I frequent my lube collection quite often."

Random: "Can I join the luber community?" Me: "How many bottles of lube do you own?" Random: "None." Me: -_-

by originalluber December 7, 2015

lube

a gelly like lubricant that amy uses when inserting a tampon into her vigi... she says it feels good

amy! u put too much lube on that tampon!its seeping through ur panties! Mmm tasty! i like it salty!

by horny lil bitches February 19, 2004

Jiffy Lube

When two guys are having butt sex and the guy on the receiving end takes a shit.

Jim: What the hell IS that?
John: Just giving us a jiffy lube.
Jim: Oh. OK then.

by OminousT May 29, 2009

lobes

Coined name for those with large ears and or ear lobes.

Thats my friend lobes, he's cool.
Hey lobes, pick up the phone I no you can hear me.
Lobes heard what you said about him.

by misonimous March 29, 2009

recto warping butt munching anal lube

Something i made up

Your such a recto warping butt munching anal lube

by Chris Porter October 22, 2003

ludes

n. 1. Quaaludes
2. what you take when you don't have shit else

What kind of shit you got? I ain't got shit, let's get some fucking ludes or some shit

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004