Lord Dashwood

A sex act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's nasal passage, filling it as much as possible. She then forces air through her nostrils, pushing the sperm into her mouth, which she subsequently swallows.

C'mon baby, give me a Lord Dashwood.

That was a great Dashy.

by The Battousai October 20, 2004

Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth

Character who was given 'what's for' by Old Timey Strong Bad for telegramophoning him and asking how he types with gentleman's sporting gloves.

Dear Strong Bad stop
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves? stop

Signed,
Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth

by AngryDan July 9, 2003

Lord Zathras

A person who truely exists, not as a "fictional" character on a certain science fiction television show... so called: Bablylon 5. Also known as Zathman, Lord Zathras has been known and loved by many individules over many IRC, Game, and Chat networks. He was first spotted on DALnet about 8 years ago, and since then he's migrated to other networks, and gaming networks.

Remember: Lord Zathras, and Zathman is not the same as that FICTIONAL character on Babylon 5...

Connecting to Heaven...
<God> Um.. I forgot who you are...
<Zathman> Lord Zathras
<God> Oh Right.. I'll let you in.

by Drew Moore December 6, 2003

Lord Shietus

Someone who ruins ever thing he touches. Derived from King Midas, the man whose touch would turn anything golden. Lord Shietus however has the touch that makes everything turn to shit. The destroyer of anything good. Friendships, possessions, and everything else can and will be ruined by this guy. Everyone has a Lord Shietus somewhere in there lives.

Lord Shietus turned this party into shit.

by Cheya Boi August 15, 2010

lord farquard

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"

by James Connorson October 21, 2015

lord shaxx

The god of all those who dear enter his domain.he turns narrows in to gaps and blade dancers into throwing knives one arm at a time

Lord Shaxx bless me with your light

by 420Destiny October 5, 2016

Lord_Mewtwo

Lord_Mewtwo is a Sheep Shagger that owns a 16k Robloxian league filled with ballers called Ro-Fa! The Welsh man has joined Roblox on 10/15/2011 and from that day has been getting Robloxian clout. His old usernames are MEWTWO2001,MewStar13,LordMasterMewtwo. Mewtwo works at a school (he is considered a child predator due to this) and a bunch of South London Poppers from another Football Robloxian league called ECL have his place of work, the location of his home, his identity! (scary). This school worker also has a secret youtube channel called RobloxMewmaTv.

Lord_Mewtwo is a sheep shagger

by mansoreoyougetme July 8, 2020