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log doggin

When you are dropping a turd so big you gotta push a little at a time just to get it out with tearing your hole
Dude this shit is tearing my hole, I'm gonna have to start log doggin.
by Cooter polluter September 15, 2017
mugGet the log dogginmug.

log pog

A word used to mock canadians after they made the mistake of misspelling poggers as loggers once and now this continues to haunt them forever
Ron: wow thats loggers
everyone: wait what?
Ron: i meant poggers
everyone: LOG POG
by DefinitelyNotHooter March 7, 2021
mugGet the log pogmug.

Frosty Log

When u freeze a turd and then ejaculate on it.
Pull that turd out of the freezer so I can bust a nut on it and make a frosty log
by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020
mugGet the Frosty Logmug.

Snow on the Log

When you take a shit and jerk off onto the turd.
Gotta go take a crap real quick. Might even snow on the log.
by NiggerButt May 16, 2014
mugGet the Snow on the Logmug.

Battle Log

A person that disconnects half way through a fight.

Usually interpreted with the name 'Nathan'.
by 821abuQ February 16, 2021
mugGet the Battle Logmug.

Log Twoddling

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty
by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010
mugGet the Log Twoddlingmug.

Newton's Log

n. the phenomenon of excrement being forced from one's anus when lifting a sufficiently heavy object. The square of the velocity of the excrement is proportional to the mass of the object being lifted assuming constant excremental mass and constant acceleration of the object being lifted.

To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction: or the forces of two bodies, one being the force required to move an object away from the center of a gravitational field and the other being poo directed toward the center of the same gravitational field, on each other are always equal and are directed in opposite directions.
I had a bad case of the mudbutt earlier this morning and my situation just got so much worse. Newton's Log just caused me to spray a conical mist of liquid ass all over the room. I need to change my pants, underwear and the curtains.
by MicahtheDangerous January 24, 2011
mugGet the Newton's Logmug.

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