lead dinner

Shooting yourself in the mouth, suicide, usually used in a sarcastic tone whenever one makes a mistake.

When the waitress said "Enjoy your meal', I said "Thanks you too." Looks like it's time for a nice lead dinner.

by Jeb Hankman May 30, 2018

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Leading on bastard

a leading on bastard is a ex that you got back together again, but lead you on making you think that they actually like you, but instead they were just using you for your feelings and not for who you are as a person

Person 1: I can't believe he would do that to me, he's a leading on bastard!!

Person 2: I'm so sorry for you I hope you get better
Person 1: thanks..

by Xxx little_sh*txxX March 2, 2023

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lead rule

The negative outcome of the Golden Rule.

You treat me like shit and I will do the same, no questions asked.

Karen decided to take her Kareness out on me, so I gave her a taste of the Lead Rule.

by slangctionary November 8, 2021

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all roads lead to rome

an idiom for "No matter what path or way you do something, the outcome/ending will always be the same"
Sometimes used to harass happy couples

Guy 1: I love my beautiful girlfriend she's so kind and sweet to me
Guy 2: All roads lead to Rome
Guy 1: Fuck off

by skinslicer27 October 7, 2025

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Lead Man Ass

NOUN: Complicated medical condition resulting from sitting too long on one's dead ass. Presents with the following symptoms: Easily irritable, Pot Belly, Reddening Hair, Erectile Dysfunction.

"Man, I heard he got Lead Man Ass!"
"That's terrible!"

by Thatonedudeattherailroad June 8, 2021

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