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Lasagna

What is made when you sleep with a girl on her period cum inside. When you see the blood and cum mixed in the folds, then you know you’ve made lasagna. Extra points if the girl’s Italian!
Dude, Becky was on her period last night but we did it anyway. I’ve never made lasagna that looked that good before.
by Penguincakemarconi October 27, 2025
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Lasagna

When a woman gets around so much that the lips of her vagina can be folded over each other like lasagna.
Guy: Dude, your girlfriend is such a whore she got the lasagna.
by TheNewWorld May 26, 2015
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Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.
Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex
by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021
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lasagna

the absolute best food to eat stoned. the layers and the flavors and the high calorie content will leave your stoned ass shoveling food in your mouth with your hands and begging for more
i had two big pieces of lasagna when i was high last night, i feel like a fatass
by anonymous February 13, 2023
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Lasagna

PewDiePie's favorite word
Bitch Lasagna Bitch Lasagna! Look at T-Series how they crying for there mama!
by Youtube Demonetization March 31, 2019
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bitch lasagna

a human of unusual tastiness levels.
by jjjjud January 8, 2019
mugGet the bitch lasagnamug.

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