The Lonely Hobo

The act of masturbation by taking a huge diarrhea dump, then wiping and chokin it with whatever is on the toilet paper. Most commonly done by lonely, homeless people, who have no lotion so it's hard for them to lube up.

Frank: Dude I'm bored
John: Well then do The Lonely Hobo
Frank: No way man I ate Jalepenos yesterday
John: Suck it up, it'll be tingley like KY

by A lonely guy July 2, 2011

The Lonely Island

A group of comedians whose originality/novelty does little to make up for their lack of comedic skill. Often falling back on shock humor and swearing because their comedy lacks substance, the trio has managed to acquire an online following seemingly more focused on getting in on the latest craze than finding intelligent, well-written comedy. Using this online following, The lonely Island began writing for an already poorly written SNL. Essentially kicking it while it was down, The Lonely Island has managed to make SNL even worse by using their already-stale comedic (if I dare say that) style. Spreading like a virus over the internet, The Lonely Island threatens replace quality comedy with little more than novelty and one-time-laughs (at best). Andy Samberg (Hot Rod) is by far the worst of the three.

Why do people watch that "The Lonely Island" shit?

I don't know I guess because everyone else does.

by just 1 guy having a good time July 17, 2009

Lonely loser

A attractive person who is fucking great at video games but gets so into gaming he forgets his social life and that he really is cool and so he gets raped by sexy fine ass women they are always sucking on his balls and or choking on his penis so he sometimes never gets to play his game
Or do anything and people never know so he's always getting made fun of

Damn dude you really are a lonely loser bro you know your cooler than this

by Savy my nigga January 22, 2019

Lone Wolf

one who loses all of their hoes

Torrence embraced his inner Lone Wolf.

by Dandanieldanny February 17, 2015

Lonely nigga hours

Starts at 2:00 AM and ends on 4:15 AM for us lonely niggas with no gf or just basically feel alone in the world.

"I am an active member of Lonely nigga hours"

by A Lonely nigga October 22, 2017

Lonely Car Syndrome

Also known as Lonely Vehicle Syndrome, it is a disease affecting drivers of all makes and models. Persons afflicted with this disease can be identified by the following symptom. Despite having their pick of any spot in the entire parking lot, they will pull into the spot right next to your car. The doors of their vehicle are then thrown open with wild abandon, colliding with your car, leaving a fantastic dent.

Even parking your car closer to the back of the parking lot won't be enough to dissuade some infected individuals. The urge to have their vehicle spoon with another can be too strong to overcome. A person so afflicted will ignore the lure of closer, more favourable parking spots, just to park parallel with someone else.

The effects of this disease can be extremely devastating when the individual is a driver of a large SUV or 2 door vehicle packed full of hyper active children.

You wouldn't take the urinal right next another guy, when there are 2 open spots to either side of him. You wouldn't sit right beside another person in a movie theatre, if the rest of the row was empty.
So why do you feel obligated to park RIGHT beside my truck in an otherwise empty parking lot?! Lonely Car Syndrome. That's why.

by J. Agnew May 4, 2009

play the lone hand

To play the lone hand, she or he is masturbating.

Since Jim didn't call, Heather decidedto play the lone hand.

by Cranberry Bob December 4, 2019