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Hollister Cunt

1. A salesman/woman who work at Hollister who do not carry out task the promised to do for friends, in which case; cause anger, sadness and many other negative emotions to the person upon which said promise was made.

2. Shit at Gears of War

3. General Cunt that works at Hollister

4. Cunt.
A man, (hypothetical of course) lets call him David, promised a friend, lets call him Nico, to bring a set of £300 pound headphone that have been waited for, for over a month to university so said friend can pick them up. Upon leaving David Hollister Cunt decides to leave them at home and instead bring lots of useless hair products and a signed portrait of himself to pin on his ceiling.
by Headphoneless May 25, 2011
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Hollister

A store that's in most malls that "preps" buy from. The sizes for guys range from anything, but if your a girl and your a size 8, and you want to shop at Hollister, your pretty much screwed. All the snobby bitches that buy from Hollister are either anorexic or bulimic and weigh less than Lindsay Lohan
girl 1: OH MY GOD i just got this new shirt from hollister
Girl 2: OMG!! that's soooo cool. what size?
girl 1: double zero, duh!
girl 2: good. omg holly's a 2 right now!
girl 1: really? omg shes so FAT!
girl 2: I KNOW RIGHT! omg lets go make ourselves puke i ate some chocolate today!
girl 1: right behind you!
by ofmgrawr August 23, 2009
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hollister

a store that many people diss and make fun of.. and say that its really expensive and not worth the price.
but people will say theyre expensive even though they clearly havent shopped there before.
THERE IS A CLEARANCE SECTION THAT SELLS CLOTHES FOR 10 DOLLARS . SOMETIMES EVEN LESS. theres a clearance section at the back and thats where everyone goes.

so, no,. its not expensive. they do have nice clothes, that are CHEAP.
yela: "..you only shop there at hollister because of the brand. its so expensive. "

mica: ".. i bought this shirt for freakin 16 dollars. how much was yours?"
by ignorantpeopleareweird1 August 14, 2010
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Hollister Co. 1

Hollister Co. 1 Sucks so much you don't even know.
It's fake.
It's a waste of money.
It's fake prep.
Kid's make there clothes.
by calibanda January 4, 2008
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hollister

Hollister and Abercrombie are the BEST STORES EVER!
OMG!!! I just bought 2 new shirts from hollister & Abercrombie! They were so much $money$ but, OH WELL, I am RICH, so I can PAY for them!!!
by Presley July 15, 2008
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hollister

cheap wannabe abercrombie

people think that they are so cool by shopping at hollister, but really they just look like complete wannabees. Abercrombie is really where its at.

if you like all of your clothes to be bright orange, hot pink, and fluorescent turquoise, then this is the store for you. All their clothes look the same. Every shirt is orange and baby-doll style. you can spot a hollister shirt from a mile away.

by the way, why would you want to wear a shirt with a palm tree and surf board IN THE WINTER?!?!
girl #1: that girl at the end of the street is wearing a hollister shirt

girl #2: how do you know? you see the little seagull logo all the way from here?

girl #1: its orange and has flowers.
by abercrombie does it better November 9, 2007
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