River Lobster 

1. Annual festival celebrated on April 19 in Charleston, SC where 10's of people gather on the rivers edge and unzip there fly to let there junk hang out in honor of the legendary River Lobster.

The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.

2. your junk

dude, you going down by the river on April 19 to let your "River Lobster" fly?

River Lobster by StreakyJim April 15, 2010

New England brown lobster 

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.

Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”

New England brown lobster by TdogW October 12, 2018

ghetto lobster

A baby who's been 'disciplined' with hot water (immersed in a pot of boiling water, for example) by someone with poor parenting skills attributed to an economically under-privileged upbringing.

That's no baby with a sunburn; that's a ghetto lobster.

ghetto lobster by Dead Nancy January 13, 2008

Iraq Lobster 

From the Family Guy episode "Scream of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q." Parody of the song "Rock Lobster" by The B-52s. Sung by Peter Griffin playing guitar.

Lyrics:

Death to America
And butter sauce
Don't boil me
I'm still alive
IRAQ LOBSTER!

"Your boyfriend is as scary as an Iraq lobster!"

Iraq Lobster by forks14 January 7, 2012

pasta and lobster 

expression used when a black girl gets with a white guy that treats her good
based off the verse in “area codes” by kaliii

ex.

“you seen her new bf? he’s white”
“yeah she eating her pasta and lobster”

pasta and lobster by sourmilkies September 15, 2023

Gloom Lobster 

Someone feeling depressed/unhappy

Hey Cleatus, why you such a Gloom Lobster?

Gloom Lobster by MonkeyHonk November 8, 2011

Lake Erie Lobster 

Pronunciation: /lāk , ˈirē , ˈläbstər/

NOUN
A sexual act in which a partner performs oral stimulation on a female partner with a yeast infection, while simultaneously pinching both her nipples in the manner of a lobster.

Origin
Oberlin, OH - 2013

I suppose I should have told my boyfriend that I had a yeast infection from swimming in Lake Erie before he gave me Lake Erie Lobster last night.

Lake Erie Lobster by Martha's Garden May 16, 2016