Lost Puppy Syndrome

One who finds themselves only dating people who have issues that they feel like they could solve.

A person who is only attracted to people that have problems(drug addiction/abusive parents/ect.) and thinks they could protect and nurture them back to happiness.

Jenny has lost puppy syndrome, her last boyfriend was a recovering addict and now shes dating a guy that was raped by his own dad. She thinks she can change him, too bad the last one went back to drugs.

by thebirdandthebee April 26, 2011

sewer lobster

1. Someone who is very ugly and smells like a someone took a shit in their pockets. A famous sewer lobster is a boy named Wax from Croswell.

2. A Lobster that somehow wound up in a sewer system

"That kid looks like some kind of sewer lobster"

by old man withers November 11, 2006

Rat Lobster

A woman with a very hairy unshaved cooter who is on her period.

Joe tell your mom to get her rat lobster out of my face, it tastes like moldy cheese!

by David Love May 18, 2008

Scottish Lobster

When a girl is either laying on her stomach or on all fours facing away from you, you take your thumb and place it in her tooter, then, you take your pointer and middle finger and stuff them in the gateway to her guts. You start to pinch your fingers and thumb together like a lobster. And there you have it!

Johnny took me out for seafood last night, and then he had a second helping of the Scottish Lobster when we got home.

by the bird of prey February 10, 2014

lost his shirt

Lost all of his money in risky financial undertakings (gambling, stock market)

He bought four thousand shares of Foocorp, and lost his shirt when they filed bankruptcy!

by Dennis October 10, 2003

Lost

A mental state of bewilderedness; sometimes but not always accelerated by drug use.

Man, we smoked too many blunts. I'm lost right now.

by London The Lost September 13, 2011

loost

Another word for faggot

Hey, you see that man over there? He’s a real loost.

by Loosty May 24, 2020